AIBU to perve over Jack Grealish....

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When I'm old enough to be his mother (a very young mother may I add). Ive become a bit obsessive since the Euros I can't stop looking at his gorgeous legs 😍 think I may need help! 😬

It looks ridiculous from the front but looks nice from this angle!

I love it anyway @SuperJack

There’s a whole tiktok of braids linked above.

@GrealishHairband

And I will have a good look.

I've been drinking (First drink of the year) and I'm gonna stare at pictures. Doesnt even need to be of the Hairband.

Stare away!

I love his chuffed wee face in the masterclass comment vm.tiktok.com/ZMdbm72Fq/

Well......

vm.tiktok.com/ZMdbur4ka/

@MrsJackGrealish Jesus Christ woman, you’re taking on the whole team 😂😂

@superjack, he does look good on holiday 👀👀

@GrealishHairband

That was for the Kane fans.

Bet you liked it...

I’d probably not say no tbh 🤷🏼‍♀️

[quote GrealishHairband]@MrsJackGrealish Jesus Christ woman, you’re taking on the whole team 😂😂[/quote]
She's not having my John!

Oh god this is getting to me now, I've just rememberd the dream I had last night, not about my Johnnie Pebbles mores the pity but Jordan Henderson for some strange reason! Anyway things were getting a bit naughty between us and it got to the point when it was time to get his man friend out, when he undid his jeans his dick was jet black, it looked like a burnt sausage on the barbeque, it killed the moment I can tell you, I then said I think you need to see a Doctor about your dick because that's not normal, and then I woke up.. why did I dream about JH? I don't even fancy him! It was a funny dream though..

@JohnStonesMissus

I think you need help.

At least it wasn't John Stone with a dick like a burnt sausage, I'd be most upset

@JohnStonesMissus

You werent debating over getting a black dildo?

If you were are, shouldnt it be sky blue? You are a city fan.

That’s a particularly random dream 😂😂

I like Hendo though. He’s a sort.

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@JohnStonesMissus

You werent debating over getting a black dildo?

If you were are, shouldnt it be sky blue? You are a city fan.[/quote]
Oh yes of course would be sky blue, yours would be maroon,

@JohnStonesMissus

Wrong. It'd be red. Utd fan.

I know very random, at least I wasn't unfaithful to Johnnie Pebbles, maybe it was my subconscious that stopped me going all the way with JH...

@GrealishHairband

I cant think of Hendo in the same way now after that fanfic summary I saw.

YANBU at all OP.

He’s not my type but I really enjoy perving on sexy men in general

(Especially ones I’m too old to for)

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@JohnStonesMissus

Wrong. It'd be red. Utd fan.[/quote]
Just face it, you'd have a myriad of colours...Aston Villa, Man Utd, Tottenham, the list goes on....

Thank you for this - I think I’ve found my people. I am quite alarmed at how badly I’m lusting after Jack Grealish. He is so not my type, but my God, his torso makes me so happy.

Looking at Mykonos flights now.