AIBU to perve over Jack Grealish....

[Meltinthemiddle]

When I'm old enough to be his mother (a very young mother may I add). Ive become a bit obsessive since the Euros I can't stop looking at his gorgeous legs 😍 think I may need help! 😬

@GrealishHairband

I love Pickford. Not in a fancy him way but his genuine furiousness whenever he has to make a save always makes me laugh. Like he can’t understand how his defence can be so bloody useless 😂

He makes me laugh too, when he's telling them all off!

Picks is like ‘are you fucking kidding me you hopeless bunch of bastards, do I honestly have to do EVERYTHING myself. Now get back put there and defend like you’re bloody paid to do’ as he walks back between the sticks muttering to himself about being the only one earning their cash 😂

@GrealishHairband

That's why we love Picks. He's like a grumpy old man stomping back to his own garden muttering about kids kicking footballs into his flower beds.

Not my taste at all and I think he's a bit of an idiot. But also very inappropriate.

Pickfords wife is beautiful!

What is inappropriate @luckylavender?

Were the situation reversed and middle aged men were perving over young girls, how would that look?

Like a night in the pub?

Grealish is almost 26. He’s not fresh out of a school uniform.

@luckylavender

Were the situation reversed and middle aged men were perving over young girls, how would that look?

I'm 30, he's only 5 years younger than me. I allowed to perve?

I wouldn't call a 25 year old woman a "young girl" either. Patronising or what?

@luckylavender

Were the situation reversed and middle aged men were perving over young girls, how would that look?

It would look like pretty much every male-dominated web forum, at a guess.

There are few things that would be a bit disrespectful to him , but saying he's got nice legs and admitting he is sexually attractive is not exactly the crime of the century.

@luckylavender

Were the situation reversed and middle aged men were perving over young girls, how would that look?

26 wouldn’t make someone a young girl, just as it doesn’t make him a young boy, 26 means hes only 7 years younger than me, there will be lots of people on MN with age gaps much bigger than that.

I'd quite like a bit of Trippier myself. No idea why... think it's the tats....

@MrsJackGrealish

There are few things that would be a bit disrespectful to him , but saying he's got nice legs and admitting he is sexually attractive is not exactly the crime of the century.

🙌

Now, perving over Jude Bellingham.

That would be grim.

Jude Bellingham is only a month older than DD. That would be spectacularly wrong. But I can still appreciate he’s a handsome lad. But in a motherly way. Jack on the other hand is only 11 years younger than me. Hella acceptable. I have friends in happy marriages with age gaps bigger than that.

Jude Bellingham is too young to lust after for sure.

@GrealishHairband

He's only 4 years old than DD.

Jack is only 12 years younger than me. My ex fiancee was 11 years older than me.

I can’t count. Jack is 12 years younger. But still. Totally acceptable

He’s hot. And I’m definitely old enough for that comment to be considered inappropriate.

@GrealishHairband

Oh, we the same age. That means you competition.

glares menacingly

@FourTurnings

He’s hot. And I’m definitely old enough for that comment to be considered inappropriate.

😜

@MrsJackGrealish don’t worry. I’m sure we can sort out some kind of acceptable time share arrangement.

With Mr Grealish’s consent of course 😏

@GrealishHairband

Of course. We'll work with him to coordinate it.

Don't forget to coordinate your diaries with mine 😜