If you're pet could start a thread...

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I'll go first:

If my dog could start an AIBU it would go something like this....

AIBU to think this many treats a day is not enough? I get none when I wake up, just get left with the dregs and leftovers from under the babies high chair for breakfast.

Then only six (yes, they really do count them out!) on my walk. After that I'm lucky if I get anything until dinner. Then after dinner... ONE yes ONE dentastick and that IT.

AIBU to think this is very mean? I do give my best sad eyes and mostly get ignored.

(Sorry if this is a weird thread I've had a few vinos)

AIBU? My human won't let me eat sheep poo even though it smells and tastes really nice. I have to resort to skimming a mouthful as we walk past and really I want to eat the whole lot. She never lets me eat anything. (Dog)
AIBU? My human won't let me sleep in the wardrobe on her clean bedsheets where its nice and cosy, and then she has the audacity to get annoyed when I sleep on her actual bed! WHERE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SLEEP?! IN THAT CRAPPY CAT BED? peasant. (Cat)

AIBU to burrow under the covers on my human's outdoor furniture and spread my fluff all over the oh so comfy cushions?
She seems so cross to have to vacuum it off but it's such a cosy place to shelter, surely she can't begrudge me my comfort?

My cats; why has the fence been finished off so we can't go next door?!

@TiptopJ

I know I'm not being unreasonable but posting here for traffic

My human stands at the back door calling for me to come in from the garden for the night when she knows I'm having fun hunting moths. Surely her bedtime is irrelevant and she should just wait up until I decide I'm coming in. Obviously I would never accept being left out overnight, I've never strayed further than the back garden and if she ever attempted that I'd holler beneath her window until she relented. She's so selfish sometimes.

YADNBU

From my cat:
AIBU to think I should be allowed on my owner's bed all day AND all night? She locks me in the living room (lonely...just me and the other ugly, ginger cat) all night but allows me on the bed during the day until she retires to bed around 1am. I hate sleeping on the sofa. I will avoid the litter box she puts down for me and shit behind the TV every single night until she sees sense.

AIBU to want to eat my effing kibble in peace? Every day that wretched miniature human toddles over and grabs me with his sticky malt loaf hands while I'm trying to eat exactly 25g of biscuits (supplemented by headless voles). I put up with it because I think one day he'll be the one doling out the food, but still...

AIBU to think that it's unfair that my sister is being fed scrambled eggs just because she has a poorly tummy and I get none because I've already eaten her normal supper as well as my own.

I don’t have pets but my son and partners friend both own dogs who practically live with me

Sons dog-(staffie)they try to throw balls for me and they know I hate them
I’m just not that kind of dog
But,when I try to run with a tree branch the size of the tree it came off,they take it off me!
Ditto when I want to chew golf balls and my lead

Friends dog-(half staff half whippet)I’m half staved!
They spend a fortune on the best dog food(which is out for me 24/7)but they won’t give me their meals which are far nicer
I mean who chooses dog food and biscuits when there is pork fat and pizza to guzzle?
They also laugh at me when I run-they say that from the back,I look like a rabbit

both dogs both sets of dog parents have the brass balls to wake up in the morning and wake us up!
We’ll get up for our morning wee about 1pm if you don’t mind-8am is way too early and we both hate being half asleep while having to pee outside

Plus how dare they moan when we crawl into their beds and snore/hog the bed/fart the night away
They should be bloody grateful we want to be anywhere near them after the way they treat us!