Aibu to be really embarrassed about this

[Theblackdogagain]

I have high anxiety anyway.
I was in the office today wearing a fitted dress, went to Asda on way home then was putting the shopping away when my dc said he could see my pants. The dress had split all the way up at yhe back. I hope it was in the car buy I could have walked round asda showing my pants which are glow in the dark.
Do I never leave the house again?

Oh OP, I feel your pain!

I rolled out of bed yesterday and slung on a black, jersey BooHoo jumpsuit (super cheap, v stretchy, I should really have known better) with just knickers underneath. Just DH and I at home, and he was locked on calls all day only surfacing to run for a pee and grab a coffee. Comfort over style day.

My dad nipped over to drop something off, and the Asda man delivered. Didn't leave the house, thank god.

Only when I went upstairs at about 5pm that I realised the top half is totally see through and the entire outline of my boobs had been completely visible to every fucker, all day.

Stomped downstairs and pointed my (very visible) bosoms out to DH who was horrified - I genuinely believe him when he said that he hadn't noticed. Still mildly put out that he hadn't been gazing adoringly at me on his forays to the loo, but I'm hoping if he didn't twig, nobody else did either...?

I once went to a Job Interview with a Minion sticker stuck right on the middle of my back unknown to me by my toddler!
Husband asked my why I had it stuck to me when I got home!
I got the Job-and they would have seen it

I had a job interview last week and when I looked in the mirror as I got home I noticed my blouse had popped open. No idea at all how long it was like that 😂 I had walked the length of town after the interview as well, so I’m hoping it happened after I’d gotten in the car

I had to visit an external company for a work meeting, and there were quite a lot of people at it. The business aspect of it went fine, but thought it was quite a strange that people weren't that engaging with me / avoiding looking at me.

Afterwards I was waiting for the lift. The person seeing me off must have decided that they were actually going to have to say something before I went out into the street...

3 buttons on my blouse had popped open at the chest, so it was totally gaping wide and I have large boobs. I was mortified that I had been sat with bra and chest on full display. I can only assume everyone had been too polite or too embarrassed to mention it until I was leaving!

My friend went to a club and needed a poo. When he went it got "caught" in the flappy bit at the bottom. We were all quite confused when he came out of the loo without a shirt on...

Thanks everyone
What I'm glad is that no one said yep I saw you today in home town, it gave me a right laugh!

My son (under 2) pulled by top down in Asda exposing my granny bra and shouted "boobies" once..

I was meandering down the high street when I felt something around my ankle, I had clean Levi's on and a black g string (obviously got caught up in the leg) was filtering it's way out.., if this was not mortifying enough, as I bent down to retrieve it it got caught on my heel .... cue hobbling over to a wall to steady myself whilst I untangled said article.
I literally want to cry thinking about it

I did an offshore site visit in high vis coveralls and because not many girls, are the man's type provided with a zip at the top and bottom for handy peeing. Nobody told me the lower zip had opened until we were back in the helicopter. The happened to be vivid pink lacy ones which are at the bottom of the drawer only worn when I'm behind with the laundry. Nobody cared much although one colleague now calls me Knickers which I don't mind because he isn't offensive.