To ask your/your kids favourite joke?!

[CheeseAndBeans]

Putting in here for traffic!

I put notes in my DDs (4 and 7) lunch boxes every day, it started when the oldest got separation anxiety going back to school after the first lockdown and now they look forward to it. They love it when I write jokes but I am running out... exhausted google!!

So, what's your best joke? Or your kids funniest joke?!

Thank you!

🤦🏻‍♀️ *round AND round

Cheese jokes are a big hit in this house 🤷😅

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Did you hear about shortbread? They aren't making it any longer.

How do you get down from a tree? Sit on a leaf and wait until Autumn.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? He wanted to make time fly.

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the sea weed

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These are amazing!! Thank you!

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Thank you, that site is amazing. Bookmarked!

"Do you pronounce LIDL 'lie-dl' or 'liddle'?"
"Well, my mother lives in Surrey, so she pronounces it 'Waitrose'"

My DS was proud of this one:

What does it say on a pirate’s gravestone if they died on the toilet?

Arrrr, I pee.

My mum took me to the zoo on the weekend. It only had one dog in it.

It was a Shih tzu

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Knock knock

Who's there?

The interrupting cow

The interrupting cow wh...

MOO!

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they argh.

We love the interrupting cow joke!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised!

What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.

What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It went down a lane and turned into a field!

How does Mr Moon cut his hair?

Eclipse..... He clips

Why were 5 and 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Or alternatively (only works for 6, not 5 as well; but even more perfect if you happen to have an Oz or SA accent):

Because 7 was a registered 6-offender!

What did the trees in the Australian zoo say when the koala keeper came to cut some food off them?

But you clipped us only yesterday!

Knock Knock.
Who's there
Cows go.
Cows go Who.
No they don't. Cows go Moo

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino!

Why aren't cows good listeners?
Because it goes straight in one ear and out of the udder

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Nanna.

Nanna who?

Nanna your business!

My son loves that joke!

What do you call a big white tooth shaped animal

A molar bear!

Placemarking to tell ds these in the morning.

In the mean time - his fave:

What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.

What is a cat's favourite breakfast? Mice krispies.
Why can't penguins play football? Because there's snowball (no ball).
What's white, black,white,black,white,black? A zebra rolling down the hill (or penguin, panda, skunk etc).
What's black and white and goes up and down? A penguin in a lift.