Father's Day present aibu to ask for help?

[CafeMochaVodkaValiumLate]

I know, i am. But time is ticking.
Mid 50s dad who has everything, wants nothing. What on earth can I get him? That I can realistically order in time...please give me some suggestions. No hobbies as such, not the soppy type im at a loss.

All my Dad ever asks for (if asked) is a card and a hug. My DP always tells his kids he doesn't want/need anything, usually ends up with a choc orange and a four pack of Guinness

I absolutely want to get some socks with faces on - can anyone (@CactusPat ?) recommend a company? There seem to be loads out there!