To be confused by what “aim for a more feminine and gender neutral recovery from coronavirus” means?

[Tubbs99]

Dafaq? Surely I can’t be the only one wondering what Boris Johnson is on about now?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9677047/Boris-Johnson-urges-G7-leaders-feminine.html

“ No10 said Mr Johnson's 'feminine' recovery comment was reference to a £430m fund for children's education”

WTF ?!

How can you be both feminine and gender neutral?

I think he’s just saying random words as usual. Not much thought behind anything he says.

It doesn’t mean anything, it’s just piffle waffle.

Vacuous word salad

'Feminine recovery' - surely that's a Boris couplet for 'Closing the gender pay gap'. There, he said it on worldwide tv.

I've tried but I really can't understand what he is on about

So, essentially, not bloke-focussed.

It is just a load of piffle. I have come to the conclusion that Boris doesn’t know what he means half the time he just opens his mouth and words come out.

Feminine recovery?

He makes no sense like 95% of the time, I don’t think he even knew what this word salad meant

I thought he was waffling out bollocks too.

I think he's invoking Jacinda. I fear that she will not be riding to his rescue. I'm sure he'll blame her for that.

So does a more feminine recovery mean getting up and getting on with it as opposed to a masculine recovery which involves lying on the sofa in a dressing gown feeling sorry for yourself?

He just opens his mouth and gibberish comes out. At least we weren’t subjected to “levelling up” this time round.

@BitchyHen

So does a more feminine recovery mean getting up and getting on with it as opposed to a masculine recovery which involves lying on the sofa in a dressing gown feeling sorry for yourself?

This is why I love mumsnet

@BitchyHen

So does a more feminine recovery mean getting up and getting on with it as opposed to a masculine recovery which involves lying on the sofa in a dressing gown feeling sorry for yourself?

Maybe we should be having a coy, silent, recovery, batting our lovely eyelashes without asking any difficult manly questions about the pandemic?

@Tubbs99

Maybe we should be having a coy, silent, recovery, batting our lovely eyelashes without asking any difficult manly questions about the pandemic?

Ugh yes Boris would love that.

It is piffle.

Possibly an inverted pyramid of piffle.

I assumed it meant "I've just got married, now's the time to find someone feminine to help me recover"

But apparently it means Downing Street officially linking giving a shit about children's education to being not male.

@brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

“ No10 said Mr Johnson's 'feminine' recovery comment was reference to a £430m fund for children's education”

WTF ?!

Riiiiight!

@SoupDragon

How can you be both feminine and gender neutral?

No idea. Don’t think he actually knows what he’s saying most of the time

@PumpkinWitch

It is just a load of piffle. I have come to the conclusion that Boris doesn’t know what he means half the time he just opens his mouth and words come out.

I agree.

@Tubbs99

Maybe we should be having a coy, silent, recovery, batting our lovely eyelashes without asking any difficult manly questions about the pandemic?

I think this must be it. Plus, of course, a recovery where we all accept lower pay and less investment in our health needs. I assume he and his mates will get to remain fucking useless manly and masculine though.