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Everyone eats melba toast when they're ill

409 replies

ProbablyLate · 06/06/2021 17:12

When I was young if I ever had a day off school poorly, mum would make me homemade melba toast by cutting the crusts off some bread, toasting it, then slicing it in half horizontally (like making two thinner slices) then grill it with what had been the inside of the toast slice up so it curled up.

I thought, until yesterday, that this was a perfectly standard off-ill delicacy and offered to make some for DH if he had a bad reaction to his vaccine. He was perplexed by the concept and consultation with a wider group suggests this was not as common a practice as I had been led to believe.

So two questions for you all:

  1. Is homemade melba toast something that for you goes hand in hand with a day off ill?
  2. If not did your parents/carers have any special recipes reserved for the suffering?!
OP posts:
JorisBonson · 06/06/2021 17:13
  1. no
  2. heinz tomato soup and a cheese toastie or an egg mashed in a cup with mayo.
PacifyLulu · 06/06/2021 17:14

You have to rub away the inside untoasted bread before you grill it!!!!
Missing the point but good lord!!!

ChaToilLeam · 06/06/2021 17:14

No, in my day it was Lucozade, and if you were ill with a sore throat, a chopped up banana in custard. Don’t think I have ever had Melba toast outside a restaurant.

burritofan · 06/06/2021 17:15

The correct food when you’re poorly is Heinz tomato soup with plastic white ready-sliced bread, untoasted, thickly buttered. Maybe salt and vinegar crisps but only once you’re up to it, perhaps after lucozade.

Why would you want crispy thin toast when you feel bad?!

User27392 · 06/06/2021 17:15

I’ve never eaten melba toast in my life! Our ‘illness food’ was tomato soup.

4PawsGood · 06/06/2021 17:15

Nope.

Chicken noodle soup.

ViciousJackdaw · 06/06/2021 17:16

No Melba toast here. It was digestive or arrowroot biscuits when I was a child, often washed down with Lucozade or Ribena which, at that point, you could only really buy at the chemist and it came all cellophane wrapped.

Hottesttrikeintown · 06/06/2021 17:16

Never had that but quite want to try it! I love melba toast and never tried eating it.

DH is Greek and all Greek mums give their children boiled chicken in rice and lemon when they’re ill (as in boil the entire carcass). I can’t stand the smell of it cooking but once made it for DS when he was ill. He wouldn’t touch it!

MacCoffee · 06/06/2021 17:16

1 - no never!

2 - Heinz tomato soup (bubbling hot) with hot buttered toast is “poorly food”. Well know fact Smile

BeckyWithTheGoodHair5629456 · 06/06/2021 17:16
  1. no never
  2. chicken soup
pickingdaisies · 06/06/2021 17:17

1 No
2 Heinz cream of mushroom soup (reserved for measles and the like)
Honey vinegar and butter hot toddy for sore throats. I still use this but sometimes I get posh and use lemon instead of vinegar.

FrancesFlute · 06/06/2021 17:17

Never had it. I can't remember eating anything particularly special when ill. No reason it can't be a tradition in your new family though Smile

Neilsfavouritechilli · 06/06/2021 17:17

Another one for tinned tomato soup and well buttered untoasted white bread. Also hot ribena.

Neilsfavouritechilli · 06/06/2021 17:18

Lucozade was for hospital admissions in our house.

msannabella · 06/06/2021 17:18

Nope, never heard of that
And egg in a cup when you're ill. Boiled egg and butter in a mug and cut into pieces by stirring with a knife served with toast soldiers. Hot lemonade served as well if you had a cold!

Picklypickles · 06/06/2021 17:19

No, the only melba toast I've ever had came out of a box from the supermarket! When we were sick we got Heinz chicken soup. When I was very young I used to get tonsillitis and lots of ear/nose/throat problems and my mother would force feed me warm orange squash with honey in it, revolting and it didn't work!

minipie · 06/06/2021 17:19

No

Chicken broth with egg and/or rice in it

TotorosCatBus · 06/06/2021 17:19

My mum would make jelly or a tin of Heinz tomato soup.

My kids like Heinz tomato soup or a cup noodle/pot noodle sort of thing. They've never eaten Melba toast

AnUnoriginalUsername · 06/06/2021 17:19

Never had melba toast in my life. It's digestive/arrowroot/ginger biscuits here and white tea with sugar. Although my favourite ill food is plain aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings.

AlCalavicci · 06/06/2021 17:20

Nope not here either ,
Heinz tomatoe soup and buttered toast during the day and horlicks in the evening was our ill food

IfWishesWereKisses · 06/06/2021 17:20

Nope...boiled egg mashed up in a cup for general malaise and teeth extractions or porridge if you had an upset tummy

HeronLanyon · 06/06/2021 17:20

Never had a melba toast and not wholly sure what they are.
I have tonic water and plain cracker like a water biscuit (but not too high fired). Pale.
Or plain porridge.
Then Heinz tomato soup when bit better.

When I was a kid my mum used to make me milk toast. Toast in hot milk. Confused

ShinyMe · 06/06/2021 17:20

I have heard of melba toast, but had no idea what it was, and can confirm I've never eaten it or heard anyone mention it as a thing, poorly or otherwise.

When I was poorly, I had hot ribena.

newtb · 06/06/2021 17:22

DD used to like home-made egg custard and when about 2 or 3 it was her threat to monsters for me to tell them to leave her alone or their mummies wouldn't make them any custard.

ZaraW · 06/06/2021 17:22

Sounds too much effort. Never had it. Regular toast is fine and a lot less hassle.