To give up on smears if the hospital can't find my cervix?

[Smolgoose]

With my most recent smear, I've had two different nurses attempt it to no avail. Apparently my cervix is a very long way back, and when they've managed to see it, the pain from them jamming the speculum in is too much to bear for long enough to get a sample. However much I try to relax, I seem to tense up as well, which doesn't help matters.

I've been referred to the "difficult smears" clinic at the hospital. I rang up to ask what happens if the same thing happens again, thinking maybe they can offer mild sedation, but apparently they don't, and the next step if this fails is to have a general anaesthetic!

Does anyone have any secret tips for getting my difficult cervix to Co operate?
Having to be put under for it sounds like a complete pain!

I’m difficult too apparently. One leg against the wall, tilting my pelvis and someone pushing lightly in my stomach seem to help.

I’ve had 3 vaginal births, I’m not squeamish and it doesn’t really bother me too much, I noticed last time on my notes I had - retroverted uterus, student written on it!
I’m a HCP and always willing to be the patient to help with training unless it’s teeth 🤢

Could you leave a message with the HP receptionist for a call back and explain the circumstances, they should be able to do a phone consultation for diazepam, otherwise its potentially wasting an appointment at the difficult smears clinic if you think it is needed