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If you could have one food

96 replies

CheeseIsMyJam · 19/05/2021 08:20

...completely magically calorie free, for the rest of your life, what would it be?

For me it would be a toss up between cake and bread, but I think cake would win. Guilt free cake!

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MsRinky · 19/05/2021 12:25

Wheat and all it's many delicious forms.

PerpendicularVincent · 19/05/2021 12:25

Pizza with loads of cheese, pepperoni, salami, n'duja sausage, onion, garlic, chilli and mascarpone.

bageljam · 19/05/2021 12:28

Buttered toast.

Nightbear · 19/05/2021 12:32

Ice cream. It’s my downfall.

DataColour · 19/05/2021 12:34

Smooth peanut butter

Chunkymenrock · 19/05/2021 12:35

Crisps.

Newestname001 · 19/05/2021 12:48

Copious amounts of baked lemon cheesecake, or lemon polenta cake, or apple and blackberry or gooseberry crumble (two-thirds crumble, one-third fruit) with custard. Or steamed syrup pudding with custard. As you can see I've not thought of this at all... 🌹

OldEvilOwl · 19/05/2021 12:49

Crisps

mikadolado · 19/05/2021 12:50

Sugar!

CheeseIsMyJam · 19/05/2021 12:59

Well now I'm hungry. Gonna get some pizza with cheese, butter, potatoes and sugar on it. With a side of cake.

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3Britnee · 19/05/2021 13:08

Pizza.

SteveArnottsCodeine · 19/05/2021 13:13

@SandrasAnnoyingFriend

Butter. I'm a cunt for butter
The title of my autobiography.
kitkatsky · 19/05/2021 13:15

Pasta

ComtesseDeSpair · 19/05/2021 13:18

Steak. All the steak.

Taikoo · 19/05/2021 13:20

Chips.

amusedbush · 19/05/2021 13:20

Pizza. I’d sell my own granny for pizza most days.

Daisy829 · 19/05/2021 13:22

Crisps.

wendywoopywoo222 · 19/05/2021 13:28

Cheese.

cakewench · 19/05/2021 13:58

Pizza.

If it had to be one component the I suppose cheese. Or bread.

PuckleP · 19/05/2021 14:01

CHEESE

Crankley · 19/05/2021 14:04

Potatoes - boiled, mashed, roasted, chipped, jacketed, hasslebacked.

Dilbertian · 19/05/2021 16:41

Potatoes. Definitely potatoes.

No - chocolate. Definitely chocolate.

Or maybe potatoes.

Can I change my mind? Chocolate. Definitely chocolate.

Or potatoes.

Chocolate!

Potatoes!

Arggggggh....

Ponoka7 · 19/05/2021 17:09

Bread, but making it traditional pasties is tempting. Anything else can be calorie counted in.

Dancingalong · 19/05/2021 17:11

Pizza

CheeseIsMyJam · 19/05/2021 17:16

@Dilbertian chocolate potatoes?

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