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Have you ever had a run in with a dangerous wild animal?

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AbsentmindedWoman · 17/05/2021 18:18

I'm sipping my coffee and dreaming about going camping in the wilderness. Somewhere really remote. It would be awe inspiring, but also in reality I'd be too scared of getting lost or being eaten by some of the local wildlife so will probably never actually do it.

Has anyone been wilderness camping or similar? Did you have any narrow squeaks with snakes/ jaguars/ crocodiles?

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GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 18/05/2021 09:03

Many years ago when living in the Middle East, walking on the beach with little dds when we saw an apparently dead, snake-like thing, bright green and black stripes, close to the water. Dds of course wanted to pick it up so thank God I said no, picked it up on a stick and tossed it into the water. Where it promptly came back to life and swam off!
I only found out later that it was a sea snake, one of the most venomous snakes in the world.

Chemenger · 18/05/2021 09:12

Camping in Arizona we had raccoons, foxes and a skunk visit us. DH swears he saw a bear when he went to the loo in the night. I’m fairly sure it was a raccoon. The skunk was very pretty.

Dullardmullard · 18/05/2021 11:02

Does being spat on by a llama in the UK count 😂
Christ the snot it was disgusting.

Also chased and I mean chased by bullocks I threw myself through the fence as when we went on the ramble there was none to about a dozen of them. They wanted to say hi to my Great Dane I’m shaking and the daft dog is wagging his tail and they are licking him.

Defender90 · 18/05/2021 11:13

We were on a road trip in the US and stopped to take some pictures at a look out point in the Petrified Forest Park, so quiet and beautiful, then heard a rattlesnake, I have never moved so fast in my life, DH said he thought I was going to Starsky & Hutch across the bonnet of the car!

Hobbesmanc · 18/05/2021 11:36

Its another monkey attack. Climbing up to a temple in Sri Lanka. The monkeys were all over and obviously used to being fed. One very belligerent one leapt on my head scratching my scalp and then bounced off clutching a rather nice pair of sunnies. Which he then broke up into pieces and threw back in my general direction.

Notsogreenthumb · 18/05/2021 11:43

Having a night stroll outside my villa on a private island in Malaysia.. out ran a wild boar. I had to very calmly and swiftly walk backwards till I managed to walk onto someone's sea villa (I figured if it ran at me and I moved it would land in the sea?? Too many cartoons??GrinBlushConfused).

The next morning I told one of the workers and they said 'it's totally safe as there are a lot of boars on the island but if it had been alone then that would have been dangerous as they then kill people. One of them had killed a man who was walking at night on the island'.... me: gulps ShockConfused

Thelnebriati · 18/05/2021 11:46

What I'm getting from this thread is beware of monkeys.

reesewithoutaspoon · 18/05/2021 11:50

On jeep safari in Kenya we got chased by a large male elephant in musk for about a mile all in reverse gear ,as the road was so narrow there was no turning around (or time too)

PleaseReferToMeAsBritneySpears · 18/05/2021 11:51

@SchrodingersImmigrant

I grew up in central europe where we regularly wild camp. It's awesome. There were really only 2 dangerous animals. Adder and boars. The latter especially during breeding season. They all try their best to keep away. I know only one person bitten by adder and that's it. Wolfs are very occasional sighting back there.

It's pretty cool and relaxing. Is wild camping normal in UK? I don't think there is anything to eat you here😁 Does Nessie eat people?😂

Wild camping is illegal in England, Wales and Northern Ireland. Well, you need the landowner's permission.

It is legal in Scotland.

JudyGemstone · 18/05/2021 12:10

Love this thread!

My contributions: swan attack when I was 3, it knocked me over into the mud.
Bitten by a huntsman type spider in Thailand, thank god I was asleep at the time!
Coming across a cobra also in Thailand, I hit the ground with a stick and it scarpered luckily.
Tree/pit viper in Costa Rica, just hanging out in a tree in the rainforest.
Various scary looking tarantula/spiders in Costa Rica.
The scariest of all, the bloody rooster that lived where I kept my horse as a kid, that fucking thing was evil and would chase me all over the fields. Am not a fan of birds now!

Foresttheout · 18/05/2021 12:54

A few incidences of elephants charging my car, the scariest time being when I had one in front and one behind. A hippo eating the grass inches from me in a tent. A collection of snakes the scariest being a black mamba underneath a pot I picked up off the ground and a puff adder under the bed. A buffalo hiding in a bush while I was out walking and a few cases of big cats appearing very close by while having evening drinks outside. I spend a lot of time working in rural east africa/ conservation areas hence all these run ins.
I will say though not once have I ever felt in huge danger and 99% of the time the animals are just as keen to get far away from you as you are them

PussGirl · 18/05/2021 12:59

I was bitten by a squirrel as a child - it went septic & we missed the tide to Lindisfarne for our family holiday as I had to go to the doctor's

BuggerBognor · 18/05/2021 13:05

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heronsinflight · 18/05/2021 13:11

My mum took us to the zoo once and we saw one of the keepers being gored by a bison. He was standing against the fence and had nowhere to go.

KillingMeDeftly · 18/05/2021 13:16

Got caught in an elephant stampede at a game reserve in South Africa. I was only a child so thought it was a great adventure. My mother less so!

Yawnthisway · 18/05/2021 13:19

I stepped over a cobra and his a near miss with black widow hanging out on a light switch .

EBearhug · 18/05/2021 13:29

I trod on a black snake barefoot in the Okavango Delta. I think it was dieing anyway, but I didn't stick around to find out, nor to identify it.

Have also picked up a log with a scorpion, been quite close to a giant centipede, and a pit viper and various spiders, as well as camped somewhere that we woke to hippo prints very close. But it's all the fun of foreign travel, and I'm not dead yet.

Tangledtresses · 18/05/2021 13:30

I've done a fair bit of camping.. uk 🇬🇧
Ponies and pigs in the new forest trying to eat the bbq
Adder in Kent
Run at by bullocks in a field

Bitten by a white back spider (baby) in Australia! Hallucinated and flew home the next day as planned the little bugger was in my suitcase and crawled across the floor, I never found it 😱

isthismylifenow · 18/05/2021 13:54

I haven't read all the other replies, but yes.

I live in South Africa and have some up close encounters....

(In no particular order)

I've been charged by an elephant

A Kudu walked into our caravan and helped itself to the packet of biscuits that were open.

A bunch of baboons got into the awning tent of same caravan and opened all our dc Christmas presents. It was on Christmas eve and I had hidden them, under the table with the cloth hanging over. As I walked back from the ablutions I recognised the wrapping paper that was strewn all the road. They took a doll, and anything that was edible. They were real buggers, you couldn't leave your tea, coffee or sugar out at all. They even sat above us on a branch outside the restaurant, and quick as lightning they jump down and steal the packet of sugar as you are opening it to pour it in the cup!

I had a baby mole snake in my pool not so long ago. I just took it out with the net and let it loose into an open area behind my house. No idea where mum was, but those snakes bite, they have 4 rows of teeth so I didnt really want her too close to me.

My dad stood on a puff adder, it was all curled up in the pool filter housing. It went for him, luckily there was a spade right there so he had to do it, survival of the fittest - they are pretty dangerous bites.

I woke up and there was a sac spider sitting next to my on the bed, just looking at me. They also leave a nasty bite which infects and eats away at the flesh and causes a huge open wound.

As kids our neighbour had goats, so we would jump into their yard and they would charge us. So we were pretty quick getting back over our wall, but one time they took down a panel in the charge. To this day my mother doesn't know the full story.

Opposite out house while I was growing up, was an open piece of land. The bush pigs would venture towards the houses every now and then. You knew they were about as you would just hear a mum or dad shout BUSH PIG, and all us kids would scarper. Grin. They really hurt when they come up behind you without being given a heads up by a mum or dad.

Took the dc for a game trip, the vehicle in front of us what the same type that brings the food for the lions at feeding time. So the whole pride walked past our car (they are bloody huge) on a mission towards the white pick up in front of us. The male jumped into the back and sniffed around, then jumped back out again. Then proceeded to bite a huge chunk out of the back tyre. We reckon he was just pissed as finding no food in the back of the food wagon so tried the next best thing. Lets just say I have never seen a tyre get changed so fast in my life.

I go to a customer every week that is a little bit out of town. Its a nice route going there, and one of the pieces of land on the way, they have a resident giraffe. He is quite friendly, and nosey as he stands by the side of the road and watches the builders doing some work across the road. I named him Geoffrey, sometimes I stop to say hello to him. He snotted on me once.

I have been snotted on by a few elephants as well. That is bloody gross. They do roam free in some parks where they have chalets and restaurants. So do the hippo and all the buck, so i have been up close with buck quite a lot. They aren't as skittish as they make themselves out to be. Oh and wildbeest (buffalo).

I am sure there are more, these are just off the top of my head.

isthismylifenow · 18/05/2021 13:58

Oh, I brought wood in last night for the fire. There was a scorpion on one of the logs. He went out the back too.

Last year a swarm of bees decided to invade my outside chair on the patio. It took a whole 20 minutes to become infested by a swarm of 50 000 bees. That was quite an interesting week, we relocated the chair out the back too (thank goodness we have an out the back bit), and the rehomed into a box we put next to it with some sugar water in. Then a local bee guy just came to fetch the box. It sounds simple, but it was quite a thing. My ds and I carried that chair with a whole bloody swarm inside it, about 200m. I was wearing every scarf i could find, could hardly see where I was going and could hardly breathe too.

unchienandalusia · 18/05/2021 14:05

Charged by a rhino
Broken into by baboons (while asleep)
Black mamba in the bathroom
Pissed on my a lion

Not all at the same time, place or even decade thankfully!

Didiplanthis · 18/05/2021 14:18

At a zoo when a wanking Lorus ejaculated onto the glass as I stopped to see what it was...

breakingupslowly · 18/05/2021 14:22

Wombats, kangaroos, wallabies, possums, jellyfish and snakes in Australia. Literally didn’t see ANY spiders in the 5 months I was there.

In the UK, I saw a total of 5 adders during one walk (in sunny Yorkshire 😂) I took pics but my friend ran off screaming.

3CCC · 18/05/2021 14:31

@Didiplanthis

At a zoo when a wanking Lorus ejaculated onto the glass as I stopped to see what it was...
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Catflapkitkat · 18/05/2021 15:06

We were on a camel safari in the desert on Indian/Pakistan border. I woke to find that a dog had crawled into my sleeping bag and I was cuddling in.

Not exactly a wild beast but a nice dog though, it stayed for a bit of breakfast and then ran off

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