I'm relatively sure I have a UTI (I've had a handful of UTI's previously - 2 of which have spread to my kidneys before I have managed to get treatment, so I'm familiar with the symptoms). All I want in the world is for someone to dip my bloody urine! Shouldn't be difficult, right?
Well, here is what I've been through in the last 24 hours:
Went to boots to use their private UTI service I had read about online. They told me their pharmacist hasn't had the right training for this yet. Advised goung to another branch. I don't drive, so I devides to phone 111 instead.
111 are great. They tell me I need to see a Dr within 2 hours. They acn't find me an apt, so pass my details onto OOO Gp.
OOO GP calls 4 hours later. Bad phoneline, extremely thick accent, gets angry when I ask him to repeat anything, during the call it becomes clear that he has a very limited grasp of spoken English. GP doesn't ynderstand basic words such as 'waist', 'navel' or 'side of body'. Doesn't understand where I am experiencing pain. GP tries to tell me I have Costochondritis!!! Tells me to take paracetamol and phone back in a weeks time if this hasn't improved. I query this and ask why I would be experiencing diziness/seeing stars with this. He tells me it's dehydration, probably caused by loose stools 😮 and I should drink more. I haven't mentuined loose stools. I don't have loose stools and I'm 90% sure I'm not dehydrated. Baffled by this and concerned about the level of miscommunication, I ask if I can see him face to face, or even drop in a urine sample. I'm told no.
Next step - Phone 111 and complain. I'm told to attend an OOO 60 miles away as I nees to be seen by a Dr within 2 hours. I decline, obviously, as I have no transport and it's the middle of the blooming night!
So, I try the Lloyds pharmacy online cystitis service. They decline to treat me, saying that my symptoms mean that I need to see a GP face to face and advising I call 111!!!!!!!!!
By this point I've had enough. I go into e-prescriptions online or some bollcks, fiddle around with the form until they get the answers they need and order myself some antibiotics (probably made in china and full of cyanide).
I mean, it shouldn't be this hard to get a fucking urine dip test, right?