WIBU To put footner on my face?

[Achangeisadgoodasarest]

Just peeling the skin off my feet and thinking why not? Yes, I’ve had wine. What’s the worst that could happen??

@Milkywaystars possibly true. Bandages would cover my wrinkles though

NO, OP! Go to bed. Buy some retinol and learn how to properly hydrate your face when sober.

Enjoy your peely feet. It's my favourite.