To park over the neighbours drive?

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

I knew that would lure you in!

You just lost The Game

Well, you lured us in so what do you want? What issue you’re having a problem with: which colour to paint your kitchen?

FFS

Haha, you absolute sod. The promise of a good parking thread was too strong.

What's The Game? Or is it uncouth to ask?!

😂😂😂

: ) Argh...... love a parking thread!!

@Winecheesesleep. This is the Game. If you think about the game you lose. You have to get the longest possible streak of not thinking about the Game. Then some fucker mentions it, you think about the Game and you lose.

This is the Game. If you think about the game you lose. You have to get the longest possible streak of not thinking about the Game. Then some fucker mentions it, you think about the Game and you lose.

You also need to tell someone you've remembered the game when you remember the game. (Or at least those are the rules we play!).

My game has been ongoing since I started college in 2009 and even though we're all in separate jobs now and have moved on, we still have a whatsapp group incase someone remembers the game 😂.

And now I need to admit it to the group...

Very sneaky op.

Yabvvvvvvvu

Haha nooooo

I hope your cereal goes soggy before you have a chance to tuck in!

Oh ffs nosiness got the better of me.

I now hate you and I'm off to ruin someone else's head by telling them I've remembered the game

Well played. C U Next Tuesday

@AintNobodyHereButUsChickens

I knew that would lure you in!

You just lost The Game

I am issuing you with S.15 notice and to inform you that it is your lawful duty to comply with me and my officers. Failure to do so will result in your arrest. I also warn you that you are under caution and you do not need to to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence. Do you understand your rights?

Yuck foo.

I got excited to start a rant on why you would BUUUUU... maybe this proves I'm bored and need to get off mumsnet....

ohhhh. you evil dick !

No no no! That's so wrong...now I have to tell my DD I've lost The Game and she will be cross with me...she will tell her uni housemates and they will be cross with her...it will spread across the uni and cause upset and friction across London

OP you really should be more careful the consequences here are huge!

Does this mean you won't be posting a diagram?

The diagram was the only reason I opened the thread.

Vote to ban OP 🙋🏼‍♀️

Bashfull900
I am issuing you with S.15 notice and to inform you that it is your lawful duty to comply with me and my officers. Failure to do so will result in your arrest. I also warn you that you are under caution and you do not need to to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence. Do you understand your rights?

As AintNobodyHereButUsChickens Police Federation Union Rep, I would remind you of AintNobodyHereButUsChickens right to be questioned by an officer at least one rank senior.

Additionally, is the S.15 notice like my grandmother's nightgown? Does it cover everything?

I hope your next poo is a hedgehog OP

I have no fucks to give as I lost on Friday

@MyOtherProfile

Does this mean you won't be posting a diagram?

In case the OP doesn't bother, here is a diagram based on how I understand the situation.