Well my husband bit the bullet a while back and asked to be referred for a vasectomy. Our family is definitely complete and seeing as though oral contraceptives don’t agree with me, he doesn’t like condoms and I didn’t find the idea of the coil appealing, we both agreed it was the best solution. So he had the procedure done on Friday and once he’d recovered the nurse came in to discharge him and give him some follow up advice. He was fully aware that he would need to provide a semen sample in a few months time but he wasn’t prepared to be told by the nurse that once he’s recovered in about two weeks, he will need to masturbate on average 3 times a week in order to clear his tubes. Neither of us had really thought about it but it makes sense that there would still be a lot of his swimmers still there, but still the shock on his face when he told me was hilarious. He’s not exactly shy when it comes to doing the deed, either with me or by himself, but he was like FGS when am
I going to find the time 3 times a week to give myself a treat. Well I couldn’t help it and I burst out laughing. He has a point though. With 3 dc already, two of whom never give us a minutes peace we are lucky if we get time alone to dtd once a week so how the hell he’ll find the time especially when he works such long hours I don’t know. But AIBU to think there are worse situations to be in lol.