First chips with no salt and vinegar and now this (light hearted)

[MrsBDarcy]

As per my other thread a few weeks ago, on the topic of low level disappointment DH got me chippy chips without salt and vinegar. I got a few LTBs then. I foolishly gave him another chance at subway today
We have been married a long time. He knows what crisps I eat and what I drink.
I never eat white bread at home unless the odd tiger bread binge. I always get seeded bread at Subway. Well he went so off piste.
No cheese and toasted, just cold sandwich, no sauce. The worst white bread. Then to crisps. Bloody sun bites. WTF? If this is a stealth way to tell me I need to diet, he has failed. I'd sooner eat no crisps at all those those cardboard pretenders. Very very odd. He either doesn't know me or has another woman whose tastes he knows very well
Anyone had a low level today or just me?

Baldy bagel ? Unacceptable

LTB
log it with 101
Get your ducks in a row

I need to don't I?

Right well I think we need to know what the actual filling of the sandwich was. Maybe it was something that's better without cheese and toasted. I can't think what tbh but something must exist that can't be improved with cheese?

I've been thinking about it and I'm not sure chicken teriyaki and cheese would go together. Was it chicken teriyaki?

Tuna. A classic when paired with a bit of cheese and also doesn't go hot like a tuna melt which I couldn't eat. Ah, maybe this is why he thought no cheese. But at Subway they merely introduce it to the grill ...tuna stays gratifyingly cold as does salad. Cheese just squidges a bit. Now I'm hungry all over again but I'm busy photocopying bank statements, house deeds and phrasing the unreasonable behaviour petition

My husband keeps cutting my toast into triangles even though he knows I absolutely hate the triangles (they are pointy and weird and you don't get proper Nutella distribution to the corners). I can't even complain because he's making me toast. Perhaps we could go all first wives club on them.