Very bored and wondered if anyone else had a funny one that they still remember like it was yesterday?
Early 200s
Me and my brother was out in Richmond park playing, he'd just been let out by Queen Mary's because he broke his arm, the week before he'd injured his leg they called him Mr Bump.
After about half an hour of playing he ran and ran and ran straight into a massive oak tree and broke his nose. I got a roasting as I was meant to be watching him ( I was only about 8 myself) but how the hell do you not see a massive tree??? He now wears glasses as his eye sight is quite bad but we always laugh at this now we're adults. Anyone else?
Another one I remember is same brother putting his hand on the oven top hob to see if it was hot, it was and his hand "cooked" like a pork chop. He had to go to hospital to have his dead skin cut off and then bandaged I think 🤔, this was around 19 years ago but the smell was disgusting like gone off bacon!