To divorce my husband?

[PeterPanNeverLands]

I just went for a wee AND SAT ON A PEE COVERED SEAT!!

I'm not a man, I will never understand the difficulties of an aim and pee but for the love of God why can they manky cretin not wipe the toilet seat down when he misses? I understand he has had a few but how can you not realise?

He is otherwise lovely but even still should I divorce or give another chance? I feel he is out of all chances personally but willing to concede if required.

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Yep was the same for me until I bought one of those lights that go on the edge of the toilet that has a sensor for night time! A life changer as was only happening then as he didn't turn the light on and was half asleep. Get one of those and if it doesn't work, use it as exhibit A for divorce! (you can tell him to 'piss' off!) 😂 😂 Otherwise, check for wonky willy syndrome...

I feel your pain. Men and toilets why is it so difficult .
My problem is putting toilet seats down is it really that hard to do.

I would follow him around flicking water on his neck. Or warm coke.

Obviously LT (dribbly) B!

I mean it’s not my problem only the men I live with who have a problem putting the seat down 😀

Urgh. I did exactly the same thing earlier except I sat on the wee-splattered seat left by my 5 year old DS. I had a firm reminder chat with him about seat-lifting and pee-aiming right after I'd wiped the cold urine off the back of my thighs. Hideous.
From a DH, absolutely no way. No. Simply not ok. Tell him this. If he apologises accepts it, fair enough. If he's not .....

Oh he would apologise 100% because he has before, and before that and before that.

But give that guy a beer and it's all gone. Just sit down a pee if your aim is gone after a few?

Am divorcing mine for giving me details of every single shit he does
Drives me nuts
Actually true