To think you must really hate your mum to buy this

[TrialOfStyle]

Browsing a local Facebook selling page with someone asking about Mother’s Day gifts. Someone posted this beautiful bundle (amongst other Facebook shit bundles they are putting together).

Why would you even market this crap as Mother’s Day gift? Facebook marketplace truly is the gift that keeps giving.

Oh, that’s awful.

It’d only be even slightly acceptable if the giver then said something like “only joking! Here’s your (genuinely marvellous) real present!”

mil would enjoy it

Some people have made cleaning their whole personality with the help of Mrs Hinch and the huns.

The liquid soap is fab though, it doesn't crack my skin like other brands.
The rest of it...🤔

I found it!!

Will all that work on the spattered blood, though? They have these clever gizmos that can spot the tiniest trace!

My mum would actually love that

Boak that vagisil tube has been used already

Wtf is dick lick

@TrialOfStyle

Browsing a local Facebook selling page with someone asking about Mother’s Day gifts. Someone posted this beautiful bundle (amongst other Facebook shit bundles they are putting together).

Why would you even market this crap as Mother’s Day gift? Facebook marketplace truly is the gift that keeps giving.

OMG that is fucking hideous!

I would like a box full of wine, port, chocolates, dry roasted peanuts, chicken crisps, and Chanel perfume please. Not bastard cleaning products.

Worst gift EVER.

I might get it for my mum. She hates cleaning, but she is an arse, so 🤷‍♀️

I would disown my kids on the other hand if they brought that for me!

Don't believe in Mother's Day. DH does the cleaning.

However very pleased to get gardening gloves, clippers etc for a birthday.

@devuskums

I found it!!

Why does it make me laugh to see vagisil? FUCKING itchy fanny cream, for your MOTHER ??????

#youcouldntmakethisshitup

Oh my god 😂 wonder what they'll come up with for fathers day. I appreciate the effort in the folding of the J cloth though 😂
That dick one is so gross! The vagisil looks used, and why sudocreme? Black hair colour hair spray and what are the coffee things? Eurgh, half price dick lick, what every mum wants on mothers day, an aid to pleasure a man

What in gods name is the Sudocrem for ?

Actually don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.

I knew a man years ago, who bought his Mother some plastic daffodils for Mothers day, and he said that this would save him buying anything else for her for a few years, as she would always have some flowers in the house now.

Wtf?

I’d like a bunch of tulips please.

Oh OP you have it all wrong. The kids are buying that hamper and then using it to make the house spotless for mum to wake up to on Mother’s Day with help of dad. Once she’s been given breakfast in bed (cleaned up behind of course) and lavished with flowers and chocolates followed by her favourite film whilst everyone sits cuddled up in silence watching it.

This thread is amazing - www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4184695-mother-s-day-facebook-tat?msgid=105378961#105378961

Members of the hunch cult love this stuff lol but I personally wouldn't thank you for it.

Christ if I bought that for my mum as a "gift" it would be like reliving Christmas 1992 when my dad bought her saucepans as her main present. And that's a family memory best left buried.

Hinch cult*

I like the way they concertinaed the Jay cloth.

@ladygindiva my dad bought my mum plates for Christmas one year 🤣🤮

Tbh this is the kind of thing I do for my friends and family as like a joke present. I think it's just a bit of fun?!