In thinking that you lot should be able to converse with me telepathetically when I'm out shopping?

[MaureenMLove]

Its a massive flaw in this otherwise wonderful chatroom! DH is out, DD is out and neither of them need feeding tonight. Great, I though, its all about me then. So there I am in Sainsburys, pondering, but I couldn't make a decision. Now, before I joined MN, I was perfectly capable, but I have developed a complete inability to make such decisions without your input!

So, I propose, some sort of torch that we shine into the sky, (bit like the bat sign that calls for Batman, you know?) maybe with the Charlies Angle style logo on it. No, wait, the emoticon would be better! Its more like, 'oh no, someones in trouble!' That way, if you're in trouble whilst you out or need help with anything, a friendly, smiley MNer can be there in a flash!

BTW, if you're interested I'm having spaghetti carbonara and a bottle of red for tea!

You will have to buy a blackberry, or or just use MN through your mobile phone.

Aside from that, you will just have to use a empty youghurt pot with a piece of string like in WonderPets, and hope WonderMums can help you out with your saucy food queries!

Mo what are you like eh?

Am laughing at the idea of batman-style projection into sky.

HAve a lovely evening. Ju

Why are Boys like dogs, Ju?

Mine need a dammed good run twice daily.

Plus fed up with my godawful boring nickname

OK, as long as its not because they possess the gift to be able to lick their.....

Ewww Mo

Off to do tea now, sausage rolls shhhh don't tell

Right, I'm having my dinner for one and its not big enough! Now, if I had had the option of shining my batman like torch in the air, when I most needed it, any MNer would have seen straight away that it wasn't big enough for me!

Aw Mo what a bummer

More wine needed.

It's telepathically, not telepathetically - unless you're trying to suggest we're all pathetic......

That will just make her hungrier

Oh sorry, its a thing we say in this house. I know how to spell it, its just thats how we say it!

I've found some garlic bread lurking in the bottom of the freezer to pad it out a bit. Its got a bit of freezer burn on it, but it'll be fine, I'm sure. At this point I could eat a scabby dog tbh!

Mmmm garlic bread.

I am right in thinking that tonight Mo you dont Have To Share ?

Very good! No, no sharing, but then I don't share anyway! When dd was little she didn't like mint flavour, so when she wanted what I was eating, I'd tell her it had mint in it and she just left me alone!

My dh hates the fact that I eat far more than him and I don't put on any weight either!

Oh Mo you are having me in stitches.

Enjoy your meal !!!!