To launch a grenade at a group of screaming kids? (Lighthearted...).

[FrostyChocolateMilkshake]

....well, sort of.

Working from home, as most of us are. Since 11 o clock this morning all I've heard is screaming, shrieking and shouting coming from a neighbour's garden. You know those reeeeeally high-pitched screams, that pierce the eardrums of anyone in a 10 mile radius. Looked out the window because I'm a nosey bastard - there is literally 10 kids packed into my neighbour's garden. Good GOD the noise.

I think the parents are either ignorant or deaf.

WIBU to craft some sort of grenade from my husband's toolbox and launch it into their garden?

Or have I finally lost my mind??

A high powered water hose should work. Give them something to scream about!

We are having an absolute nightmare. Extremely loud screaming and shouting and we have this at both sides of our property. Absolutely disgusting not one parent can be heard or bothered to kindly ask them to play but not scream. We have nurses on shift sleeping in day and it doesn’t stop between 3.30pm and 9pm. What the hell are some parents doing these days?! Absolutely must have children but to hell with taking them to the park and properly being there! They’re inside while the rest of us have to hear it bloody sick of it.