AIBU to ask.....what the heck are these?!

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Came up during a FB scroll on clothes website Shein....

Amongst many questions I have:
Do you wear underwear underneath an "outside" pair or do you just display your knicks?

If someone could enlighten me, I'd really appreciate it! I feel so old and unfashionable (I'm 29!)

I need to know how they stay up!!

Is it wrong that I’m trying to find them on the website to see a back view?! Am sure there must be some secret anti gravity device.

One of my faves, plastic jeans.

Well at least plastic jeans are practical in the rain I suppose! :)
Looks horrible , but on a young thin beautiful person they work!

@brownet

One of my faves, plastic jeans.

Ah, the opposite - a lovely sweaty crotch. 🤔

But think of the noise & the sweaty crotch 🤣

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I suppose it's PPE?

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I saw these earlier too!
Even my teenagers were a bit confused when I showed them.

No one is going to be "going commando" in either pair.

Maybe you could get a his and hers thing going on

DH wants me to order a pair, but I'll have to adjust them...do you think there's much allowance for letting them out a bit?

You would want to forget to put your pants on.
Not great for twerking either
More importantly though, wearing a thong might be a bit breezy

Not sure I'd want to sit on pubic transport after someone had been wearing these

@NotStayingIn DH thinks they need to be let out a bit for extra ball room - he needs extra length too

@Bluetrews25

Looks like something Little Mix would wear.

@PussyCatInChristmasStockings brilliant . Can't imagine many men are going to be asking for them to get taken in

I got an ad for these today too.

@rainingbatsandfrogs from the back they look like a perfectly respectable pair of jeans!

@geordiegreigsbuttbuttzoom oh yes I remember Christina Aguilera wearing them but can't imagine any pop star is shopping at Shein (and don't recall anyone in real life wearing them!)

It's probably all marketing to get you on the website but it's had the opposite effect for me and I can't bring myself to browse now sorry Shein! Need to keep my old knick knacks to myself haha

I have a pair of these. I don’t wear underwear with them though. That just looks shit.

May be helpful for 'working girls' but other than that.... NO. NO. NO

I think they ran out of material.