Roll Up, Roll Up, it's a Facebook Marketplace Sale!

[Hugoslavia]

It's Friday night. It's lockdown. The weather is grim. So time to lift the spirits with a little retail therapy!

No I don't know tooth lady in real life but she's on a few quite niche FB groups I'm on and there's been some quite lively threads. One woman said she was disturbed and needed to seek help because of the items she's 'upcycled' so she named the next one after her critic

Is the miniature doctor's surgery a leftover prop from Jonathan Creek?

First time mum here .... I assume the man in the box is pretty crucial for a happy healthy baby?!

@Hugoslavia

What would one do with these, pray tell.

Sew them into your own hair for the ultimate Trustafarian experience, of course.

If this is the sun I’ll just have cloudy days, thank you.

This always cracks me up when I see people posting mirrors for sale 😂

@WeavingWandering

And a happy marriage too!

The blue dog!! The photo wouldn't upload for me earlier. Am now howling with laughter. I need that ornament in my life!!

@Dee261

Me too! Esp when all you have to do is stick a blanket over your head!

Ideal valentines day present for your valentine!!
Crocheted baby!!

Wtaf?!! They're like something out of a horror movie! They make this doll look positively attractive.

Ta da

Delicious. And such good value. Must be fantastic quality and not tainted at all.

I give you.... crochet baby

Where are you finding these?!

I give you second hand Tommy Tippy soothers

Holy shit! Do you suppose people actually buy these monstrosities?

Fuck knows 😂

This overpriced sofa bed

@BritWifeinUSA

If this is the sun I’ll just have cloudy days, thank you.

Oh my god we had one exactly like this when I was at primary school, for circle time. Only the person holding the sun was allowed to talk. Part of me wonders whether it could even be the same one. Unlikely though that may be, surely the possibility that there might be two of these things out there is even less likely? 😂

Saw this the other day 😂

A fin ball!! I can’t stop laughing at these. Keep ‘em coming.

@Hugoslavia ...have just seen that come up in my local FB feed,sales and wants in local villages! I see it has not sold yet! What's wrong with people?

Think i will spk to @DriftGames brother though and buy that particular piece. There are quite literally really no words to encapsulate or describe it. I am sure it's a Wedgwood in the Queen Anne, Elizabethan, Charles 2nd, Queen Victoria, Wallis Simpson, Hanoverian Markle and George 5th style.

Antiques Roadshow are due to film here by me in July. With this piece in my hand and once the show aires, i will be rich!!

Laugh at me then!!!

@Hugoslavia

Adorable

That's a fuggler....and a bloody bargain! I'd buy it if I was in the UK

Ooops - quoting doesn't show the image. The teddy with teeth.