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White Plant Outrage

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LaCicciolina · 05/02/2021 12:13

I don't even care if I'm being unreasonable or that this this isn't even a proper AIBU because I need the world to listen (particularly anyone who is in purchasing in retail/garden centres) so I'm looking to get the message across via AIBU.

I buy a lot of plants for the house and garden. At this time of year I like hyacinths for indoors but WHY are there never any white ones left but there are tray upon tray of garishly coloured ones. It's because white ones are MOST POPULAR so stock more of those and less bloody blue and pink and purple.

It's the same for outdoor plants like geraniums - there's always loads of salmon pink, red, pale pink but such a shortage of white. You're lucky if you find one at the back. "Oh yes" says the assistant "we had some white ones in but they all went really quickly - they were in that empty tray there. We've got plenty of garish ones left though......."

Foxgloves? Yes you can take your pick of lemon, orange, purple but where have all the white ones gone? They've sold out because they're POPULAR. So buyers, when you're ordering for next year order five times more white ones.

Or if you are a grower, grow loads of white ones. They sell out first because people like them most. And guess what else? If there were more available they'd all sell out too.

Yes have a few garish colours by all means (a few people must like them although not so many judging by their constant availability) but when the white flowered plants go like hot cakes then clearly you need to take notice and stock more of them.

And this has nothing to do with racism before anyone is ridiculous enough to suggest it is. I just prefer white flowers inside and out for a calmer more relaxing environment. I don't want orange, blue and pink flowers clashing and hurting my eyes.

I'm not enabling voting as I don't care whether anyone agrees with me or not - I know I'm right - garden centres and supermarkets never order enough plants with white flowers. Buyers take note and stock more white ones. Rant over!

OP posts:
JingsMahBucket · 05/02/2021 18:40

I’m just here for the excellent scientific plant knowledge from @MrsMercedes and @MereDintofPandiculation.

ATowelAndAPotato · 05/02/2021 18:40

@Hemberley am giggling away at the thought of your white pants at twilight!

JaceLancs · 05/02/2021 18:41

Outdoors I don’t mind a bit of colour
In house I have many cacti including white flowering Xmas and Easter variety
Only white cream very pale peach or pale yellow cut flowers suit my decor
I love lilies so not usually a problem - recently found white tulips, hyacinths and cheerfulness

Hemberley · 05/02/2021 18:49

Oh gawd my glowing white pants what a typo

It's true though, they do glow in the evening (white plants and also pants Blush)

SalaciousCrumble · 05/02/2021 18:51

White pants at twilight sounds like an amazing garden feature!

OP only buying white plants sounds awful. Surely geraniums (pergolariums if you're being picky) are Mediterranean plants and should be gorgeous hot colours like deep red and pink?

I agree with PP who blamed Mrs Hinch. All these monochrome gardens and plastic lawns look so sterile. A garden should be a riot of colour, smell and texture - a sensory treat for your family and wildlife to enjoy. Not a tightly controlled extension if your grey house.

PurplePassionFlower · 05/02/2021 18:53

😂 White pants in the twilight! That certainly wouldn’t be acceptable in the Cotswolds, where OP thinks they are so very tasteful, whatever would they think!

LaurieFairyCake · 05/02/2021 19:00

White plants are the best! The contrast with the green !!!

MrsMercedes · 05/02/2021 20:32

I have an abundance of white orchids on clearance....everyone seems to prefer pink!

with orchids i do like the white ones...no room for anymore though

new range of indoor plant pots are all white and grey. people seem to match plants to decor these days. Trailing plants have become popular again (indoor) and boring old cacti!!

Lillyhatesjaz · 05/02/2021 22:59

With geraniums you can spot the white ones in the mixed trays as they have lighter coloured leaves. I always try to buy a tray with the least white possible as I like colour.

Thisisworsethananticpated · 05/02/2021 23:19

I never forget how upset I was to buy salmon 🍣 geraniums

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