So, of all the complainers, how many lit fireworks as children?
Go on, hands up those who did everything which they shouldn't have done? according to today's rules of acceptable behaviour.
This is going to be an almighty boring sterile life in the not too distant future.
No fireworks, they're noisy & dangerous
No bonfires,they're smelly, dirty & dangerous
No fairground rides, they're dangerous & noisy
No street parties, they're dirty, noisy, dangerous and terribly lower class
No festivals, they're noisy, smelly, dangerous, drug fuelled, costly to police.
No school sports day, they're noisy, too competetive, cause traffic pollution, OMG think of all the 4x4's
No street football, it's noisy, dangerous, competetive, could give your child an inferiority complex, they may even sport a Beckham hairdo for goodness sake!
No Bonny Baby Competitions................. OMG the angst involved in those! and the resultant noise from the losing mothers.
No barbeques, too noisy, smelly, dangerous,
fire hazard, food poisoning hazard. accompanying increased alcohol intake hazard.
Any one else got a potential hazard to ban? or are they acceptable providing they are
NIMBY?