To ask for your amusing toddler speech stories?

[Fieldings15]

I'm sure this has been done many times before on here, but it's pissing with rain and lockdown so we need something to make us smile! My 22 month old is learning to talk and the latest thing is when he's trying to say clock, sock or truck, he says cock. Me and dh find this pretty funny (not getting out much clearly!). What are your stories from this glorious stage?

Pointing at a book. "Look, a sex shop" He meant hedgehog.
"What's that mummy?" Me "A dumper truck" Pauses "A....dumb.....fuck...?" Me "Well maybe it's a lorry" At top of voice "No it's a fuck"
We also had a lot of dick for stick and cock for clock. Stickman was "Dickman"
In a cafe with a friend's son he was having a tantrum because he'd been given a spoon and wanted a fork. This led to him shouting "Fuck no" repeatedly!

When my now-4yo was very small, she used to call biscuits 'bitch tits'. Which amused us no end 😁