to think chocolate bars with uneven squares a the work of the devil?

[redcandlelight]

I am a confessed chocoholic.
I like having one 'row' of plain chocolate after dinner.
my usual supermarked own brand has changed from neat rows into a weird uneven crissy crossy pattern.
aibu to say that that should be illegal?

@Fatherbrownsbicycle

YANBU op. I won’t be buying one of these bars again because of the uneven chunks, I won’t buy Tony’s either.

what an insulting name as well! happiness! without proper squares!

That montezumas is what’s currently annoying me! I got a box of about 15 little bars in lots of flavours and the bar design is crap.

Montezumas isn't all that great anyway, if you have to get unevenly segmented chocolate you may as well get Tony's.

Agreed. It was a Christmas present and it’s a bit disappointing

Stick to Dairy Milk - problem solved!

where I live 'montezuma's revenge' is a phrase for diarroea

I want a Tony’s (never heard of them before) but then I’m more of an “eat the whole bar in one sitting” kind of woman.

@FlamedToACrisp

Stick to Dairy Milk - problem solved!

eurgh - that's not chocolate

@redcandlelight

YABU to describe yourself as a chocoholic and eat a row of plain supermarket chocolate.

Not even chocolate

It's shite, isn't it? Earlier in the week I was trying to break a bar of chocolate and couldn't fathom why it was so difficult for me to do so. It was only after opening the wrapper that I could see it was split into uneven shapes. Bloody Cadbury's.

[quote Grobagsforever]@redcandlelight

YABU to describe yourself as a chocoholic and eat a row of plain supermarket chocolate.

Not even chocolate [/quote]
Oh naff off with that elitist shite. If someone is happy with supermarket chocolate, and I include myself in that, then let them crack on. You can appreciate both expensive and inexpensive chocolate, one does not cancel out the other.

@redcandlelight

where I live 'montezuma's revenge' is a phrase for diarroea

Every day is a school day.

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Montezuma%27s_revenge

100% agree. Nice neat rows please.

As so many seem to agree hopefully we will see an end to that madness!

Cut it with a big knife.

Try making sure all 3 kids have equal amounts of chocolate!!!

Which brand is it OP?

Just popping in to say I love this thread. PP on both sides of the argument making me laugh. Thank you for cheering up a dull Friday evening. (But for the record, discovered Tony’s as a Christmas present and love it, the chocolate is gorgeous and uneven chunks allowed me to divide it between me and my DDs to my advantage!)

@Eckhart

Cut it with a big knife.

that could be quite dangerous. imagine sitting in a&e with a chocolate splinter in your eyeball!

No, it's fine. I make chocolates and regularly have to cut chocolate up. It's a bit weird... 'Would anyone like a slice of chocolate whilst I've got it open?' but it works for cutting off the right weight.

Chocolate splinters in the eye melt into salted chocolate tears

YABVU to use the words 'uneven squares'. All chocolate is the work of the devil and unfortunately I'm a satanist .

Anyway, isn't it always in a nice neat rectangle? And that's a portion?

@SisyphusDad

YABVU to use the words 'uneven squares'. All chocolate is the work of the devil and unfortunately I'm a satanist .

guilty

but for some reason 'uneven bits' doesn't sound right either.

Uneven chunks?

Yes. And the delicious but rubbishly thin Green and Blacks dark chocolate that never snaps off in a proper row.

Dairy Milk is 'may contain gluten' which REALLY angers me as we can't have it due to Coeliac disease.
WHY Cadbury's WHY?