Tell me about your drunken antics

[Drivingthroughfords]

So many doom and gloom threads, so I thought we could all do with some hilarity, remiscing on time that we could actually - you know - meet friends and do stupid things!

I'll start:

In 2011, I drunkenly ordered a PlayStation 1 on Ebay at 3am after a pub crawl. Had no recollection of the event until the delivery message and it turned up a few days later. I am not a gamer and I never previously owned a PlayStation.

At a work do, I told one of my colleagues that I loved him, but I had to have someone else's babies. In front of his wife. Who was a Labour MP.

I’ll add but I predict it won’t be long before a cat-bum-mouth Mumsnetter chastises us for being atrocious human beings with alcohol problems and smugly say they struggle to get through a bottle of wine even at Christmas as they drink it in a thimble and it ends up as cooking wine.

I had an indie disco in the bathroom on Christmas Day, I don’t know why, the mood took me. I cranked up Franz Ferdinand and had a good old dance but managed to pull down the shower curtain on my head and the pole gave me a good bash
DH came in and was like ‘wtf, by the way your Dad is on Zoom waiting to wish you a happy Christmas’

I got drunk on purpose to give me the courage to suggest to the editor of the British Chess Magazine that he gets Vladimir Kramnik to pose naked on the magazine centrefold with the headline, 'Kramnik gets his Bishop out'. I thought it would increase circulation, the editor just laughed and said it's mainly read by old men and vicars.

Too many to list. Plus, as PP says, these kinds of threads always start off well and then some fun sponge comes along and fucks it up

Last works' Xmas do - fell off a stool, backwards, in a short dress. Dirty danced with, and later snogged, boss.

Last night out before Covid - stole a bar stool from the pub just to see if we could actually do it. We took it back the next day.

@Bananalanacake

I got drunk on purpose to give me the courage to suggest to the editor of the British Chess Magazine that he gets Vladimir Kramnik to pose naked on the magazine centrefold with the headline, 'Kramnik gets his Bishop out'. I thought it would increase circulation, the editor just laughed and said it's mainly read by old men and vicars.

I am absolutely sure that the old men and vicars would enjoy it tremendously, either straightforwardly, or because getting really really het up about impropriety would also also very exciting for many in that demographic. 🤣

If you don't want your drunken antics appearing in the Fail I would advise against posting on this thread!

Literally far far too many! Some funny, some cringey and some far too naughty! God I used to love a night out (pre my son who is 2.5yrs). Still love wine, still occasionally get drunk but not as many funny drunken moments these days. My 20s were so fun though...miss those days.

I fell into a parked car while drunk - woke up in bed next day, forgot all about it until I couldn't stand when I went to get up (the ankle still aches occasionally and this was about 10yrs ago!).
Also once told a high up boss that I thought he was quite good looking for an older man - I really didn't! He was an average looking 60yr old (face palm).

If you don't want your drunken antics appearing in the Fail I would advise against posting on this thread!

True. I namechange frequently but I did end up in a daily fail "Christmas party horror stories" article under my last username a couple of years ago. I am the drunk one at the Xmas do. Quite happy with that

DH and I rescued a puppy.

We woke up in the early hours of the morning to a strange noise and came downstairs to find our existing DDogs looking at us like . And a small puppy curled up in the dog cage we had assiduously assembled and set up for her.

She's still here 7 years later and has been an utter hag from the moment we let her out of that cage. It's the closest DH has ever come to giving up drinking

@bananalanacake BRILLIANT. I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

Thanks, those days are long gone now I'm a sahm in a German village with no pubs.