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Or is this children's programme about a man with the world's largest PENIS rather off

79 replies

Yetano · 07/01/2021 01:59

Hope this link works. It's a new Danish show for little kids called Dilletmand or 'penis man'.
www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/06/john-dillermand-denmark-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-penis?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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Sinful8 · 07/01/2021 02:12

Ahh good to see state funded TV is shite everywhere Grin

apalledandshocked · 07/01/2021 02:16

This quote though:
"Dillermand always makes it right. He takes responsibility for his actions. When a woman in the show tells him that he should keep his penis in his pants, for instance, he listens. Which is nice. He is accountable.”"

So thats alright.

Leobynature · 07/01/2021 02:18

Bloody hell! This is shocking

‘John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children’

Depicting the penis as a wonderful and powerful thing to very small children is very inappropriate.

apalledandshocked · 07/01/2021 02:22

Ahh, those crazy scandinavians.

thosetalesofunexpected · 07/01/2021 03:02

Weird isn't it .

Like a children story version of Euro Trash TV programme back in the 90s 😕

PhilCornwall1 · 07/01/2021 04:12

What a clever dick he is!!

Can't see it replacing "In The Night Garden" on CBeebies anytime soon!!

Mothership4two · 07/01/2021 04:33

Is it the 1st of April already?

thegreenlight · 07/01/2021 05:11

When I was a child I stayed in Germany for a bit and went to the cinema to see an animated children’s film. It was ALL tits and cock! I remember being so shocked but different cultures do things differently and that’s ok.

ChestnutStuffing · 07/01/2021 05:11

I can easily imagine a 5 year old boy creating a character like this. Adults should have more sense.

Oh, Braydon, you like Dillarman do you! Come see Uncle Buck's crazy penis and what it can do..."

maras2 · 07/01/2021 05:46

Seems more appropriate for Viz. Shock

PhilCornwall1 · 07/01/2021 05:50

@maras2

Seems more appropriate for Viz. Shock
Yep, he'd be a good mate for Buster Gonad!
Mysterian · 07/01/2021 05:53

You should have seen my friend Billy before the accident!

maras2 · 07/01/2021 05:54

phil Grin.
And Nobby's Nuts.

JustJustWhy · 07/01/2021 06:15

What a clever dick.

SomewhatBored · 07/01/2021 07:19

I thought of Buster Gonad too.

SnuggyBuggy · 07/01/2021 07:21

I hope his neighbour doesn't have a rake

Gliblet · 07/01/2021 07:22

Presumably once equal rights considerations catch up with them we can expect to see 'SuperFlaps' making a debut? Grin

SomewhatBored · 07/01/2021 07:23
Grin
TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 07/01/2021 07:55

Of course there's a risk that they will create a generation of men who are insecure and feel totally inadequate!

And to quote Roy 'Chubby' Brown...
"I wish I had a ten inch dick, instead of this bloody, great thing."
Grin

malificent7 · 07/01/2021 08:00

Grin Well i suppose they are teaching kids not to be shy of er....bodies...or something!

MarmiteyCrumpets · 07/01/2021 08:05

I'm holding my breath for the sequel about the woman with the world's largest fanny Hmm

Campervan69 · 07/01/2021 08:06

It was in the Daily mail and this comment caught my eye. .. legal dog rape brothels??? So I googled it and yup it was true!!!

www.thedodo.com/denmark-stop-animal-brothels-a-621737227.html

Or is this children's programme about a man with the world's largest PENIS rather off
CherryRoulade · 07/01/2021 08:06

Hugely funny. Hugely harmless.

Godimabitch · 07/01/2021 08:25

Sounds like a rather efficient way to destigmatise genitals. It's just a body part, and I bet it's funny.

HmmSureJan · 07/01/2021 08:32

It sounds utterly grim.