Pheasant farts

[PheasantFarts]

Does anybody else get the worst gas after eating pheasant?

It's so bad. I wouldn't be surprised if our local Spotted page is full of people moaning about fireworks noise after tonight.

I was wondering what. a pheasant fart smelt like!!
I hardly ever eat meat but was given pheasant by a local farmer, otherwise it would have gone to waste due to the shoot never taking enough home with them to London or wherever. and yes had a pretty dire affect on me, bloating and generally yuk.

@oooohbehave

@tillyandmilly its not that bad I dont think?

Presumably pheasant farts are the opposite of peasant farts?

Fish and chips make me fart like a hippo. I try and hold them in when DP stays over but when I'm on my own I let them rip (and frighten the cats!).

It is bad that I reprimand my husband for his wanton trumping, all the while letting loose my own steady stream of SBDs?

I'm vegetarian and have never eaten pheasant but if DP has eaten steak or a larger amount of red meat the stench is awful! Sprouts and pulses cause wind but without the death stench.

I've been living with DHs Christmas cheese farts for a week now

Isn't "I'm a pheasant farter" the opener to the famous tongue twister / drinking game?

@Vinorosso74

I’ve lived with a veggie & vegan, I have to say that their wind & state of the toilet is WAY worse than any meat eater 😳 IMO

I made my dad a bubble and squeak today from leftover veg - sprouts, broccoli, cauliflower, peas, cabbage - fried in a pan with an egg on top. It's his favourite food that his mum used to make in the 40s.
Seriously we are all in another room as he is lifting the roof off with green grass!

I clicked on this post because I was so curious to know how anyone could tell it a pheasant had farted.

I don't eat game so I can't comment on it making people fart 😂

Omg I’ve got a couple of pheasants living on the muck heap at my stables. I was just thinking I’d never heard them fart when I read this title!🤣

I read the title and thought that I’ve never heard a pheasant fart over all that bloody squawking.

@tillyandmilly Yabu again for eating pheasants! - disgusting

It depends how you cook them of course, but they’re really quite delicious generally.

Well if you think pheasant farts are bad, try Jerusalem artichokes, omg the bubbling and the darts are painful and I don't like the smell either.

I thought this was going to be about pheasants in the trees, letting off whoppers, like a toilet humour Danny the Champion of the World

@JovialNickname

Isn't "I'm a pheasant farter" the opener to the famous tongue twister / drinking game?

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate and I'm only plucking pheasants cos the pheasant plucker's late

JovialNickname

Isn't "I'm a pheasant farter" the opener to the famous tongue twister / drinking game

I'd assumed "I am a pheasant farter" was a lesser known hit by The Worzels.

Oops! The Wurzels

Dad told me to help myself to the Jerusalem artichokes in his allotment. I did. Boy, did me and the dh regret it on the Tube on Monday, the agony wasn’t funny. Never touched them since.

@JovialNickname

Isn't "I'm a pheasant farter" the opener to the famous tongue twister / drinking game?

I'm not the pheastant plucker I'm the pheasant pluckers son, I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes. Try saying it out loud.

Lamb has the same effect on me.

Lol pieceofpurplesky!

Nothing, totally disappointed.

Diet tonic cleans me out like Drain-o.