The Saturday before Christmas, being sent around to put cardboard and luminous pink/red concertina decorations on their set places with sellotape loops. Not being allowed to have anything to do with the Christmas Tree (although the lights that plugged into a bayonet fitting set on a lump of wood and then were draped over the top of the fish tanks and plugged into the mains probably meant that was for the best)
Watching TV and wondering why it wasn't the slightest bit like real life, where Peace, Goodwill and Hope were things to be mocked. Especially Hope.
Asking to put out biscuits and milk for Father Christmas to be told that was a stupid Americanism and not to be so gullible.
Wishing I could hear bells jingling in the distance and looking out of the uncurtained window in the hope of seeing the sleigh and told to get away from the window before I fell through it and sliced myself in half.
Waking up in the middle of the night as a pillowcase was chucked on the bottom of it, but pretending to be asleep because if I was awake, I'd been told it would be taken away again. Taking it into her bed because I wasn't allowed to open them by myself.
Going downstairs about half an hour later to be told that as it was so late (9am), I didn't need to eat as dinner would be ready at 2pm.
Watching TV sat on the rug with the cats and dog and staying out of her way, except when the giblets came out of the turkey, as they'd be fried and I'd get to put the bowls down for the animals to keep them away from her.
Being excited to have the psychedelic weird shaped cow plates as it was Christmas and they never came out any other time. The smell of a packet of bread sauce and the onion infused milk (not allowed to have it, but it smelled great).
Watching TV and wondering how long it would be until food/my brother came downstairs. Being summoned to sit with a lemonade and watch them eat prawn cocktail and then wait for food to be dished up about 35 minutes later. Eating it with one eye on the TOTP Christmas special. Watching more TV. Hoping the afternoon movie was good.
My brother coming down with brilliant presents and taking them upstairs as soon as possible (to stay up there for as long as possible).
Not liking mince pies, Christmas pudding or cake, so being shouted to come and get some vanilla ice cream around 3.30pm.
Wondering when it was going to be OK to have some meat, pickles and cheesy snacks, as one piece of Turkey leg meat didn't go far.
Watching more TV.
Wondering how long it was until I went back to school again.