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14 replies

CrotchBurn · 17/12/2020 20:49

I took you home
You became a part of me
Sometimes I would neglect you, leave you crumpled and tear stained
Alone in a ball in the corner

But I couldn't stay away from you.

So soft under my fingers, just you and me under the duvet
Or you waiting to claim me fresh from the shower, feeling you wrap tight around my waist
So many times i have disdained you
Considered trading you in
Sniffing out something better, something that would reflect more the woman i aspire to be
But it's always you
Only you
The one who takes my needling cat without complaint

First time I saw you, was at the hotel
So pale in the streetlight that flooded through the window, I was afraid I would mark you
And I did
So many times I sullied you but you came back brighter than ever

One night I leave you.

I brush my hair, I slip into my black silk nightdress, convinced I can do better

I leave the bedroom. And I hesitate.

I turn my head

A vision of you across the room, hanging sadly like a ghost

Your warmth will haunt me. But i am better than you

/

What am I?

First one to guess right becomes....THE RIDDLEMEISTER

OP posts:
Backwardsuptheescalator · 17/12/2020 20:51

A dressing gown ?

SchrodingersImmigrant · 17/12/2020 20:52

A stolen dressing gown😂

TroysMammy · 17/12/2020 20:53

A white towelling dressing gown.

bitheby · 17/12/2020 20:53

I thought it was a night dress.

upsidedownwavylegs · 17/12/2020 20:54

Urgh.

Spanglebangle · 17/12/2020 20:55

A stolen white towelling dressing gown!

CrotchBurn · 17/12/2020 20:56

For fucks sake! I shouldn't have put hotel or crumpled in a ball.

Over to you @Backwardsuptheescalator

OP posts:
LadyCatStark · 17/12/2020 20:57

The owner of a stolen hotel dressing gown?

Smallsteps88 · 17/12/2020 20:57

A housecoat

Grin
IsAnybodyListening · 17/12/2020 21:14

A Tampon. I mean. I am crap at these riddles.

Wobblywibblywoo · 17/12/2020 21:23

Towel

MitziK · 17/12/2020 21:23

A manky, stained old towel.

What else would anybody use to wrap up an angry cat?

MrsBobDylan · 17/12/2020 21:30

Well, white towelling bathrobes don't come back brighter than ever. They just turn an unappealing shade of nicotine.

Backwardsuptheescalator · 17/12/2020 22:04

MrsBobDylan. I found i can keep them white washing them separately and use vanish Oxy white.

So was I right with the dressing gown or are we still needing to work it out ?

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