To knock out her teeth? *Lighthearted*

[DuzzyFuck]

OBVIOUSLY I'm joking, not actually threatening violence, but my colleague has developed a habit of sucking her teeth CONSTANTLY throughout the day, and it's driving me to bloody distraction. Maybe she's done this forever and I've just not noticed when the office was busier but my word it's irritating now I have.

Please alleviate my distress with tales of your own annoying colleague / DH / Kids / MIL habits and how you dealt with it (if indeed you did).

Standard Covid Caveat : We are not in England, not under Lockdown, are fine to work in the office and she is sitting about 15 feet away from me. Obvs to knock out her teeth I'd be breaking social distancing guidelines so won't be doing so (at least not until we have a vaccine)

Do it!

How do you even suck your teeth tell her to shut up.

@LondonlovesLola

Do it!

I'd need a 2 metre long stick though, and I'm not sure my aim would be great at that distance, I've never been very good at golf. Wouldn't want to break her nose by accident, she's not a sniffer.

My annoying colleague has the worst screechy voice you have ever heard. She never shuts up.
If you could knock hers out at the same time I’d be very grateful. TIA x

Quick swipe with a window pole and job done.
Disclaimer: I’ve just finished work and my ears are ringing from having to listen to her this afternoon. I’m not usually a violent person.