to be really cross with dh when he blocked mumsnet on my laptop

[Blondehelen]

for a joke

he thought he was highly amusing

and told me it was blocked for 3 days.

Nooooo, a joke is when he says something funny, and everybody laughs.

You need to explain this to him. Hide his car keys first. Just for a laugh.

Nope..would be fuming
assuming he drinks, block beer for three days henceforth

kick him in the balls and tell him it is a joke. and you dont mind joking for the whole 3 days if he wants to carry on

Tell him you'll be withdrawing conjugal privileges for 3 weeks, tell him to laugh that one up!

divorce.

already done that sms.
other options are food for thought

LOL quite funny as it was for a joke

otherwise, that's fighting talk

(do you think he could be subtly and humorously telling you that he would like to be spending more time with you and not looking at the top of your head over a screen? Hmm?)

another vote for divorce

PMSL Peski - take Sky card with you everywhere you go!!!

How about if you block the rugby on Sat as a joke (assuming he is English or SA of course)?

I say go for all of the suggestions and possibly add a few extras on just for good measure. How very dare he???

divorce, and take him for every penny he has. If the judge is a MNetter you will be laughing

Barsteward - I'd hide the controls to his playstation.

omg! what was he thinking! what if you had urgently required some expert parenting advice !

exactly, I urgently needed to search for some ROAR codes for my dd

previous message was to screaminghousewife sorry

am liking all the ideas for revenge

what is a ROAR code?

cbbc programme. dd has her zoo on the website. code given out in the morning programme to get more bits for your zoo.

There must be something in the air round here BH! My dh thought it would be funny to cable tie the mugs to the dishwasher today, and watch, giggling whilst I tried to get one out! What's all that about!

Cable tie the mugs to the dishwasher??? lol, and it is not even April

Don't encourage him, I've just found a pair of scissors in a similar state! He is an arse!

oh maureen, just read that out to dh and he found it highly amusing.

was he hoping you would need the scissors to get the mugs out?

Yes, probably. But I was one step ahead of him there, I have dozens of pairs of scissors in my childminding box!

Hide the remote controls, and refuse to clean, cook, wash or iron (assuming of course that you do the majoritry of it all)