To practice my sad face for my photo op

[Cocolapew]

I've just found a hair bobble in my M&S fish finger. I don't know how whether to go to the Mail or Take A Break.

Let minnow

Love that letter!

When the Daily Mail come round don’t forget to have a few borrowed children staring at empty plates with crossed arms & angry faces.

Also make a note of all relevant details for the story such as “as an ex pole dancer & library card holder, I didn’t expect to find a hair bobble in my £3 tasty treat”.

It's nearly 3.30am and I'm still laughing at

With friends like you who needs anemones.😂😂

Is that a euphemism?

Oh Cod OP, I would be round their plaice causing haddock if I were you - might get a few squid.

Thanks for the letter I didn't use it
I have sent my email, I shall now sit back and await my riches.

This needs to go on classics!!'

Jackdaw's letter is genius. You should have sent it for a laugh.

@Purplekitchen

Jackdaw's letter is genius. You should have sent it for a laugh.

I still might, they haven't replied to me yet and they've had hours to write the cheque.

Take lots of pictures of fish/bobble, put them in a photo album and flick through remembering happier times when FF came with only cod inside....😢

Thanks for the giggle :)

Looks more like a seal off one of the machines. Not nice to find fb message and let them know

Did you photograph / give details of the coding on the packaging? The factory can't really investigate without that information.

Its definitely a hair bobble.
The word bobble is beginning to sound wrong I've used it that much

Could have been worse. Could have been the mermaid's bra bit😁

Well I've heard back.
They want me to take the box and bobble into my local store and they will...........

Arrange a refund.
A refund.
A.
Refund.

How are you going to pose for your sad face article? Wearing the fish finger in your hair? Chomping on the hair bobble?

As an aside I once ate (and then coughed up) an old brown looking elastic band which had been cooked into my asparagus pasta. When I complained the chef told me that the rogue elastic band was an assurance that they had sourced the asparagus from an independent organic supplier; ie that their food wasn't pre prepared or frozen. No refund for me - he was so convincing I left feeling I should have been grateful

I'm unwell atm so I'm thinking of dragging myself through M&S in my jammies and dressing gown looking like crap.
Then my pièce de résistance, dum dum dum duuummm..cry.

Maybe throw in a wail or 2 about my poor starving babies

You need to threaten them with the media and your local mp.

Their marketing team is surely already ready to use this to emphasise that their fish in fishfingers is free fange/wild caught because someone at farms would realise there is a mermaid in the tank😂

A refund? You could have died! Or at least choked a little and ruined your makeup. Did you threaten them with the papers? You should totally do that, they’ll be shitting themselves.