To wonder what you’d ask if BoJo started an ‘AMA’ thread on Mumsnet

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In case anyone would find it vaguely cathartic... if Boris was poised at the keyboard braced to answer your AMA questions without the usual bluster - what would yours be?

Aside from the numerous obvious questions about the govt’s questionable handling of the pandemic, I myself would quite like to know his personal view on the best strategy.

And why he’s so averse to brushing his hair.

What the actual fucking fuck are you up to, you massive fuckwit?
I don’t like him much 😂

What gave you the idea that you had the necessary qualities to become Prime Minister?

Sorry, who are you again?
That'll fox him

Do you like Eddie Mair ?

Alexander is a lovely name why did you opt to use your middle name (Boris) instead.
Mind you he is a Boris. It’s like he’s got his name written all over him.

Do you think MP's should have meals subsidised by the taxpayer?

Why did you refer to black people in such racist terms so publicly?

I wish Mumsnet had a like button. These are brilliant.

It appears Boris may have left the building, but keep them coming!

Why when asked a Question to no Politicians ever just say a simple yes or no.
Why do you (collective you) always chat utter shit and still never get to the bloody point.

Is your hair a good representation of your brain?

Do you believe in heaven and hell and if so how scared are you of dying and likely ending up in hell?

We should answer them 😂

Do you genuinely think you are a good PM?

How many of your children are still speaking to you?

@nicerbeing. Brillient 😂

Have you ever,even accidentally, told the truth or been competent at anything?

Who really holds your strings. We all know you’re a massive puppet. Commonly known as a Muppet.

Have you ever given a woman an STI?

Have you no shame?

Why the hair? Why?

Why can't NHS workers get a decent pay rise?

What's your bank balance going to be once you've brought home a 'no deal' Brexit for the person in charge?

How about instead of giving MPs a pay rise, we just clap you once a week for a month?

Can we do clap for mps instead of cash for mps?

@Ritascornershop

Why the hair? Why?

My boss’ son works in TV and saw him deliberately mess his hair up before going on TV. I think it’s to make him more ‘lovable rogue’ 🤨

My question would be are you deliberately trying to emulate Donald Trump and do you really think he’s a good role model?

@LadyCatStark Ah, I’d wondered if it was because he wanted to stand out, but that makes sense what you say. To be fair, even as a wee boy his hair looked peculiar.