To think this is a piss poor replacement for a birthing pool

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I mean.....

I don't understand?

Why would you think it's a birthing pool?

Would be a decent size for a chihuahua but not fir a human.

DD uses them in her work. Aggressive pregnant rescue dogs seem to find them very comforting, more so than an open mat.

Why, has your midwife suggested you buy it?

Much better and safer for a dog to give birth in that, than an open space or god forbid a crate with gaps for the puppies to get caught/squashed in.

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It says - if it's not FOR YOU then please don't message.
FOR YOU....like a person would be using it to give birth in....

Made me laugh anyway.

Oh.

Is the related product a wine glass?

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It says - if it's not FOR YOU then please don't message.
FOR YOU....like a person would be using it to give birth in....

I'm not sure what you are signing at. Your post is batshit.

Well aren't you a little ray of sunshine🤣

Are you pissed? 😂

I couldn't possibly confirm or deny.

No I did understand it. I chose to read it in a more literal way. Because that made me laugh. Like the items read by Charlotte Green at the end of one of those Radio 4 panel shows - I forget which one.

The wording of it does make it a bit funny if you read it like that.

I don't think it's the OP who's got hold of the wrong end of the stick (if you'll excuse the pun).

huh? Has someone suggested you buy this to give birth in?

@YellowHighlighterPen

Well aren't you a little ray of sunshine🤣

You are the one sighing at people for not understanding something that literally only you can actually see without explanation

It’s not amusing though?

It's not even vaguely funny....that's why people are confused.

@YellowHighlighterPen: Charlotte Green ref - The News Quiz, I think.

Mumsnet is quick on the uptake tonight!