Words and phrases that you can't stand...

[DilemmaADay]

What words and phrases irrationally (or rationally!) annoy you.

Mine are:
'Doggo' - DP uses this all the time, why make the word 'dog' longer
'No is a complete sentence' - just sounds so dismissive and I doubt anyone IRL would talk like this
'That doesnt work for us' - just sounds rude
'Little man' to describe a boy
'Hubby' - this is irrational as loads of people say this
'Boils my piss' - conjours horrible images in my head
'Move on' when talking about a bad situation - yeah, because the person with the problem really hasn't thought about that ...
'It is what it is' - one if those phrases that seemed to spawn from Love Island, I dont know why I hate it.

Any more?

@Bouncealot

‘Going forward’. Ever tried going backwards in time?

You never saw Quantum Leap, still one of all time favourites!

'pop of colour' when talking about interiors

'haven't got a pot to piss in' urrrgghhhhh

Obsessed for example, "I am obsessed with this make up".
NO, you LIKE the make up...

NO, you LIKE the make up...

Quite.

And I'd like to buy it if I can afford it.
I don't "need this in my life".

Also:
LTB
Get out. Now
Do people really think an woman with kids, a home, job etc can just walk out of their front door at that actual moment?
Hate "Get your ducks in a row". Yuk. Just stupid. Why not say, "Get your paperwork in order"?

Plating up ..

Literally ..

when i was pregnant first time and we were just about doing ok financially, i used to come home from the OB/GYN with my pot to take my sample in next time (not UK - lots of scans and check ups here) i always used to say "at least we have a pot to piss in"

because it annoyed DH so much . Not. Sorry.

I cannot stand ‘full of cold’. Irrational but it just sounds so self indulgent, I know it’s silly to think that but I can’t help it. You HAVE a cold, just say you have a cold, please.

Matchy matchy (as in matching clothes)

Brew!

I'd smash her fart hole in
She'd get it in both holes

I'd smash her fart hole in
She'd get it in both holes
You know some charmers...

‘Toms’ instead of tomatoes. Goes right through me for some reason!

Stick the kettle on.

Put my feet up.

I've also realised that "don't you know" and, worse, "doncha know" (usually without question marks) at the end of a post irritate me.

Oh I’d forgotten about ‘doncha know’. It’s bloody awful.

Lean in

Used at work by people who also reach out.

Please may you...
It's all good
It was ever thus
Hun
Mischievous pronounced mis-cheev-i-us
Yourself/myself (instead of you/me)
Fag hag

I urge you
Nom nom nom
Lens... as in ‘view it through their lens’

I don't like 'no' asked as a question ie
"You knew that when you bought it, no?"
Arrrrgh!
Also I thread I spotted today asking if someone should purposefully do something when they meant purposely.

Agree with all the dislike of 'go'.
I once saw Olly Murs being interviewed and he said "I needed to go toilet" - I just thought why haven't you moved on? I'd expect that phrase from a toddler😬

Chrimbo for Christmas!

It always reminds me of just seventeen magazine as they used to say it a lot

Pre-order- er, no I’ve still ‘ordered’ it’s just the delivery will be later.
Forewarned- again, ‘warned’ would suffice.