I've just thought. . .

[mbosnz]

Does the UK need a Mary Poppins?

Or a Nanny Mcphee?

How about a Nanny Ogg?

Or do we go nuclear and need a Grandma Weatherwax?

Politically speaking of course!

He's an even worse shagger than the current leader.

I think we need a Vimes to hold those who think they are above the law accountable. Also William de Worde and his paper that deals with what's in the public interest not what the public is interested in (though a bit of human interest is acceptable)

Pretty sure Susan would be useful to have around - possibly a cabinet post?

I’m team Nanny Ogg. I can’t wait for a sing song “the hedgehog can never be buggered at all”

I think Lady Sibyl has been shockingly overlooked this far in the recommendations.

I’d vote for the Patrician (if he allowed voting!)

@MotherForkinShirtBalls

I think Lady Sibyl has been shockingly overlooked this far in the recommendations.

Definitely! Especially if she could rope in Another Emma to assist

What about the luggage?
Quite a few numpties would mysteriously disappear

That reminds me of an entirely different source of potential talent. There's a poster called EmmaGrundyForPM ...reckon she'd do better than some RL politicians. Her mother could manage track&trace singlehanded, I expect.

Jacinda Ardern if she wasn't otherwise engaged.

And why does Govey suddenly keep popping up pronouncing on everything under the sun this weekend?
I think they've had him locked away in a dungeon for weeks, and sadly he's escaped.

Granny Weatherwax 100%. ‘We do right, we don’t do nice’

@AuntyFungal

I’d vote for the Patrician (if he allowed voting!)

He allows voting. One man one vote. He's the one man

I can’t decide between Lady Sybil, Vetinari or Granny Weatherwax.

Let's face it, any single Terry Pratchett character would be an improvement on the shit show we currently have. However, @MrsTerryPratchett has it bang to rights.

MrsTerryPratchett

Yes, Mistress Wetherwax for PM, Susan for Chancellor and Vetinari in charge of 'The Enquiry'

Granny Wearherwax all the way. The pursing o the lips, the folding o the arms, the tapping o the foot? Oh, waily, waily, waily!

James Bond can fix any crisis in two hours while wearing a dinner jacket. I rest my case. Bloody studio had no business delaying release of latest.

Granny Weatherwax 100%

With the luggage to swallow up any protestors.