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To try and kid myself that they probably just thought this was hand sanitizer?

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PineappleTopTart · 12/10/2020 23:16

Had a few viewings of our house today, I stayed out of the way downstairs and let the agents show people round. All was well.

DH came home before and the first thing he said when he walked in the bedroom was 'Please tell me that hasn't been there all day?'.

He was referring to the bloody big bottle of lube sat in the middle of our bedside table which helpfully has a label stating LUBIDO in big black capital letters. I don't know how I missed it when tidying but I did.

AIBU to think in the current climate, they probably just thought it was hand sanitizer?!

Yes I know adults have sex. But the fact our agent probably saw it. I feel very awkward now speaking to them.

Picture of the bottle we have attached for reference.

To try and kid myself that they probably just thought this was hand sanitizer?
OP posts:
Cantbreathe2020 · 13/10/2020 05:59

@SBTLove

I thought Id see the reviews on this, found on Ebay 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!! I needed that laugh! Thank you for sharing! Gin
Cantbreathe2020 · 13/10/2020 06:00

@imgoingtoeatthatmuffin

Someone is at home discussing the house and saying 'so should we buy the house with the lube?'
🤣🤣
PracticingPerson · 13/10/2020 06:10

Just pretend you were dressing the house, to show the enjoyable lifestyle people could have there? Bread baking in the kitchen, sex aids in the bedroom.

Roselilly36 · 13/10/2020 07:07

Haha 😂 I am sure no one would have noticed or cared OP. We have a viewing later today, we double check everything now. Good luck with your move.

NotExactlyMrsCurrentAffairs · 13/10/2020 07:13

I'm a curly girl method follower and use it for my hair too!

Hyperfish101 · 13/10/2020 07:18

So funny. Yes looks like lube.

I cleaned my MILs house top to bottom for a viewing (she’s very old and has dementia). We went out and only when we returned after the viewing did I realise she had sneaked back in and left a huuuge poo in the toilet. 😩 Nice for the viewers.

tabulahrasa · 13/10/2020 07:20

I also have that brand for my hair...

Maybe they’ll all assume that’s why it’s there? Lol

daisydukes26 · 13/10/2020 07:20

😂😂 they def would have known ! And probably had a good chuckle when they left

GinWithASplashOfTonic · 13/10/2020 07:22

@SBTLove

I thought Id see the reviews on this, found on Ebay 🤣🤣
GrinGrinGrin

That's the Tuesday mor big laugh I needed, thank you

Sceptre86 · 13/10/2020 07:27

I am going to but some a lot of other brands make me itch. At a distance I would have thought it was sanitiser, not so much close up.

Sceptre86 · 13/10/2020 07:28

*buy even

cheninblanc · 13/10/2020 07:32

That's made my morning, so funny sorry 😂

chunkyrun · 13/10/2020 07:34

🤣🤣🤣

DancyNancy · 13/10/2020 08:16

I just would love to know how many people used it as hand sanitizer and later complained to each other about how sticky it was Grin

Poppingnostopping · 13/10/2020 08:26

I doubt anyone would notice.

I visited a house to buy with my teen daughter that had a condom hanging up by the bed on a nail. Really. The whole house was disgusting anyway so this was the last straw. We still laugh about it!

thosetalesofunexpected · 13/10/2020 08:37

Hi Op Ha Ha ,thanks to you an your hubby for giving me a much needed giggle, Best of Luck with selling an finding a new dream home for yourselves..

PineappleTopTart · 13/10/2020 08:50

Great. Now I will never be able to enjoy said lube again without thinking of DH as a giant breaded chicken strip 😂😂😂😂

I like the idea that there may be buyers discussing whether or not they are going to go for 'lube house' though. Looks like we've made the house more memorable at least!

I can't believe so many use it for your hair! I am going to have to try this. Unless you're having me on and just want to laugh at me further, with my lubey hair.

OP posts:
PineappleTopTart · 13/10/2020 08:53

Gross @Poppingnostopping! There were no condoms nailed to our bed.... That I know of anyway 🤣

OP posts:
TheShepherdsCrown · 13/10/2020 09:03
Grin
2me2u2u2me · 13/10/2020 09:20

@imgoingtoeatthatmuffin

Someone is at home discussing the house and saying 'so should we buy the house with the lube?'
hilarious, yes I can see that happening Grin
TwentyViginti · 13/10/2020 09:27

Dog's anal glands you say.....stick a label on it 'FOR THE DOG'.

On second thoughts, maybe don't do that Grin

LindaEllen · 13/10/2020 09:31

Haha that's brilliant. Sorry you had to go through it, but you've definitely brightened my Tuesday morning when I was sulking because I had to get 'up and at it' early to get the car in for its MOT!

FiveShelties · 13/10/2020 09:32

If they mistook it for hand sanitiser,do you think they may have wondered why you had hand sanitiser on the bedside cabinet??

Honeyroar · 13/10/2020 09:35

Could be worse, when I first skimmed through your OP I thought THEY’D left it in your bedroom and that they’d been left alone to look round..🥺

But no, no chance they’d have thought it was hand sanitizer!🤣

Puffthemagicdragongoestobed · 13/10/2020 09:57

A sign of a happy house. Definitely a selling point! Good times to be had in this house!

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