To ask for ideas to get him to leave?

[mindfcuk]

Had a few wines last night, got a guy round that I've been with a few times, had some more drinks, went to bed and didn't even sleep together (he wanted to, I didn't).

Anyway have only ever seen this guy in drinking capacity, and he usually leaves that night but he stayed over last night. I have been up since 7 am and he is still lying in my bed sleeping. I hate having someone I barely know in my house, it's awkward and feel like I'm walking on eggshells.

How do I get him to leave without being rude and with minimal interaction?

Hope he's still nothin your house. Check the safe.

Why can’t you use the toilet?

@Cocomarine

Why can’t you use the toilet?

I'm guessing OP needs a big hangover dump! 😂

Still wouldn’t stop me from using the toilet in my own home! Can always line with tissue

@Cocomarine

Still wouldn’t stop me from using the toilet in my own home! Can always line with tissue

With sufficient sound effects and odours it might be enough to turf the unwanted tenant out too!

Wake him up and tell him to leave. Jesus Christ woman.

"Wake up darling, my husband texted to say he's on his way home"

Assuming you're an adult, just tell him to leave.

I worked with someone who accidentally locked a one night stand into his flat - he went off to work, double locked the door and didn't twig that there were no keys in the flat so she couldn't let herself out.

Sorry guys, yes he is out 😂😂 finally! I drove him to the station at 11 am and it was sufficiently awkward

And yes I did need a hangover dump 😂

@CloudPop oh my god, I couldn't even imagine!!

I know. I actually can't remember what happened, it was a long time ago. I think he had to go home and let her out.

will you be seeing him again?