How bizarre. I feel sorry for the reporter and photographer who went into work that morning, wondering what glamorous assignment they would be dispatched to. Would it be a glitzy London red carpet premiere? Opening of an exciting new multi-million-pound state-of-the-art shopping centre? Nope - a crapped-on carpet. "Oh, and just to confirm, we are expecting to use the 'graphic images' warning in the feature - so don't forget to take the high-microscopic lens."
What did it mean by the carpet 'carried through' from the bathroom? Did he look at the Andrex on the holder, think "Well, THAT'S not gonna cut it!" and waddle, pantless, outside the bathroom to perform the 'toddler bum-shuffle'.
Grim indeed. That's going to be fun for him, having to explain to his next employer why he left his previous job. Will he cite 'creative differences' - as in the customer was happy with her carpet with its existing pattern, whilst he thought it lacked a certain something?!
I hope the householder isn't a MNer. Considering how many need the fan and the smelling salts after they discover the delivery person or tradesman has done a safely-contained and fully-flushed away turd in their toilet, she'd be a shaking, shivering wreck for the rest of her days.