Okay, this may sound dumb. Dp and I just went on a very brief dog walk through the woods. I have been sat on my arse for the last 6 months so I found the rocky terrain (a path I never take) quite tough going and was having a bit of a moan - been up since 5 and just over it all right now.
So 3/4's in I feel two very painful stings - one on the back of my thigh (towards my butt) and one on the other side -towards my inner thigh almost.
DP was embarrassed by my vocalisations? I guess - mind you we were in a fairly secluded wood in the pouring rain so only a few people about. He actually has the gall to accuse me of making it up in order to get back to the car sooner! I'm still in pain, the bastard!
AIBU to dislike him immensely, I brushed away a hefty f*r when I felt the 1st sting.