What's guaranteed to make you angry?

[WomenHour]

Losing on a video game.

Practically anything before my second cup of coffee.

Whenever I'm trying to fry eggs and the yolk splits.

My eldest Sister.

Catching my sleeve on a door handle.

Fucking. Livid.

'Smile. It might never happen, luv'. Oh just fuck off!

Being laughed in my face.

I work with SEN children and in training we're encouraged to acknowledge our own triggers. That's mine. A colleagues is spitting, which doesn't bother me in the slightest.

Being patronised by people with a fraction of my education and intelligence.

Working in hospitality-

Being clicked at for attention, or similarly people waving money!

Today- giving a customer their change and the verbal response of 'well done'.

Middle lane hoggers, doing 50mph.
Cyclists WHO CYCLE IN PAIRS.
Gemma Collins.

Racism
The current UK government
Arrogance
The transphobic crap spouted on MN

@artishard

Working in hospitality-

Being clicked at for attention, or similarly people waving money!

Today- giving a customer their change and the verbal response of 'well done'.

Don't get me started on this. When I worked in a restaurant a few years back I got this all the time - people clicking fingers or shouting "Oi!"

Oh and people using my head as an arm rest (I'm short). It doesn't tend to happen now, but in my teen years, boys in particular found it hilarious. In fact, one gangly fucker decided to rest his beer can on my head when we were dancing at a party. It's been 22 years. I'm still pissed off about it.

Not eating on time. It is a disaster for me, I transform into a monster

I'm perimenopausal, so just about everything at the moment.

Listening to my husband eat. I have never known a noise like it and he's getting worse. It sounds like he's somehow eating his own teeth, along with a 'smack smack smack' of the mouth with each bite, usually followed by a snort through the nose. Listening to him eat crisps is torturous, each individual crisp has to have several bite, each one then slowly and deliberately chomped and grinded down into fucking fairy dust.

Its not mysphonia, I have absolutely no issues with people eating food otherwise (unless also ridiculous in their mannerisms), this is genuinely making me question a lot of things about our relationship sadly.

This government and their incompetence

The word "goady" on mumsnet... First World problems and seeing Holly Willoughby on the TV. So ubiquitous.

Rishi Sunak, bastard lying wanker "we won't leave anyone behind" well you did you utter dick splat.

And @Babyroobs husband 😂

Cruelty to animals.
One of my neighbours. He's a nasty, little busy body at the best of times but as soon as the leaves start to fall he will be out with his leaf blower and will blow all his leaves onto my verge. If you can be arsed to spend ages blowing leaves about surely 10 mins shovelling them into a bag wouldn't kill you.
Workmen who promise faithfully to turn up and then don't.

At the moment, everything.
In normal times, not a lot.
I don't know whats wrong with me atm

Too many serious things to list.

The bastards who changed the chocolate in Cadbury’s Mini Eggs to horrid chocolate.

Selfishness

Inconsiderate people.

So many examples of this but today's one is staying at a nice hotel with an outdoor pool, hot tub and BBQ area. Went out to use the BBQ and were planning to have lunch outside too, only to be driven back inside by the loud screaming children and even louder adults with them.

People on mobility scooters on the road where they are vulnerable and crawl along at 5mph in the middle of the lane.