My little boy is six, and desperately wants a skipping rope. It is the latest craze at school, and he claims that he has no-one to play with because everyone is skipping (we're taking that with a pinch of salt, but I do worry). Anyway, we have trawled every flipping shop in Cork, and the only skipping ropes to be had are pink, or glittery, or just plain girly! WHY is so bloody impossible to get a bog standard ordinary GENDER FECKING NEUTRAL skipping rope?