The only suitable contraception left for me is the coil, but my doctors surgery won't fit one because of covid. But they will let me have a smear. But they can't fit a coil while they're down there, so to speak.
But I can go to the pub for a piss up and take the kids to soft play. I can eat at a restaurant without a mask, I can have beauty treatments, but I can't have a coil fitted while both me and the HCP are wearing PPE.
Argh!