auto correct blunders on mobile phones [blush][grin].

[romeolovedjulliet]

just received this message from dh 'that's good, strange place to keep them though, lol' i'm thinking what's he talking about until i read my previous message to him...'meant to mention i found a packet of your ovaries in the suideboard' it was meant to read 'oaties' - a packet of biscuits
over to you mners

anybody out there ?

I rarely use my brick mobile but when I got it the first thing I did was turn off auto-correct. It drove me mad and I don't understand why anyone uses it.

That's a cute one OP! My phone changes "about" to "shit" regularly. "what about lunch?" for example, becomes something very unsavoury.

After I texted household related bollocks home whilst uncharacteristically wearing false nails (it was a posh do) about six years ago, we are now in the market for a new fishwasher.

Messaged a friend recently for a favour, but was in the middle of something when they replied so I responded with "Just a sec"

Except it was sent as "Just sex". Male friend, in the all male (bar me) small group chat on messenger.

Thankfully, we're a bunch of knobheads and the rest of them chimed in asking our friend for sex too. We're all very mature

When I had a blokia ..I messaged 'Hi, Aunty Heather'..it autocorrected to 'Aunty Heavier'..