Can we have a ”which one would you choose?” thread?

[WellThisWentWell]

Let’s have a running thread with two options, answer it and give new two options to next person to answer.

Shall we?

Okey, spring or fall?

Oysters. According to lore, the sex will be awesome. I could dine out on steak for the following year and not care a hoot !!!

Roast Owl

or

Grass Soup

Steak I suppose, not my favourite, but Oysters are way too slimy

Carpet or wooden type floor ?

Oops doubled up

Wooden. Then when you aren't looking I would rip it up and replace it with flagstones.

Three arms

or

Three legs?

Wooden floor

Lemons or limes?

Sorry, missed yours.

3 arms (3 legs feels complicated to maneuvere).

Lemons or limes?

Lemons

Owning the house of your choice and owning all the land you see around it, that is to say the whole view, the beaches, the entire view, but living alone and with a bag of Liquorice Allsorts.

or

£1m to give up your entire possessions and start again in a different country of your choice with your partner/DH/ D-Cat / D-Dog etc but this time with a bag of Chocolate Limes?

£1 m
Boot fair or farmers market?

Fuck. It'd have to be the limes but they are grim. And I like England (goodness knows why at the mo).

Clover or real butter?

Butter
Pasty or sausage roll?

Sausage Roll

Bath or Shower?

Farmers market and shower.

Marry Boris or give lapdance to Trump?

I think you might’ve killed the thread @BabyLlamaZen .

Marry Boris.

Sleep with a massive spider or a massive moth on your pillow?

Spider! Moths give me the jeebies!

Eat out or take away?

@Imissmoominmama

I think you might’ve killed the thread *@BabyLlamaZen* .

Very sorry! I'll behave.

(Amazingly id also be ridiculous enough to marry Boris if it meant avoiding Trump for a 10 second laudable!)

take away these days.

Live in the film Frozen or The Jungle book?

Frozen. Arandelle seems a nice place.

A crocodile the size of a hamster.

Or a hamster the size of a large crocodile?

Crocodile the size of a hamster.

Pizza or pasta?

Pasta

Dark nights or light nights

Light nights. We are after all a long time dead or yet born.

Hot, sweaty missionary position

Or

Dancing to music of your choice, partner random

Light nights

Chocolate or crisps ?

Crisps

Red or Blue?

Blue

Sanitiser or soap

Sanitiser- im quite allergic to soap but seem fine with Sanitiser. But in principle soap.

Gas or electric oven