Daftest things you could put on your CV

[Giggorata]

Following the “To be surprised to see "bought a house" listed as an achievement on a cv” thread, I loved some of the suggestions about what else could be included, as in “opened a jar” ..

On mine I could have:
Untangled the Christmas tree lights (problem solving, patience)
Rescued a bee at the kitchen window (conservation, social responsibility)

Combed multiple Bunchems from a doll’s hair (patience, problem solving, attention to detail)

I have a random food safety qualification (so I could serve at school tuck shop).
I am the Finder of Things. I can find random belongings that have been abandoned in random places.

Found the end of the sellotape.

Found the charger for the laptop in the charging cupboard, after both DH and DS had looked "everywhere" for it.

Changed nappies in complete darkness!

Alphabetised and categorised the books and dvds

I can't believe how many people seem to think "buying a house" is ok on a cv tbh😂

Mine would be:
Figured out the perfect combination of windows to open so clothes hanged in the hallway dry really fast😂

Untangled a big piece of knotted string (only to find it wasn't long for my requirements and so I threw it away.)

I'm fantastic at untangling necklaces.

I'm great at undoing knots in necklaces and generally untangling them too!

Reading upside down (so when you interview me I'll know what you're writing about me!)

Managing to release a toy car from a child's hair without resorting to scissors

I see a lot of CVs, and have yet to see ‘bought a house’ on one. At least ‘opened a jar’ would spark interest, and indicate a sense of humour! I should put Finder of dog poo hidden in strange places in the garden, Cat de-tangler (hairy monster who won’t let anyone else do it), Bedding changer (apparently everyone else thinks fairies do it..) on mine!