To find this DailyMail article title funny? - boris Johnspn

[Hilllllaljd]

"Dangeous camp fire"

@Hilllllaljd

"Dangeous camp fire"

Ever seen a moorland or forest fire? Or a hedgerow, crop or barn one?

Lighting fires is dangerous when there's an utter cock wielding the clipper and some paraffin.

Camp fires can be very dangerous?

Camp fires can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing

That. Is. Epic.

The Mail seem to have it in for Johnson over this, which is good.

The tragedy is that the same poor farmer had his wheat field trampled by a young Theresa May!

A wild fire destroyed 550 acres of Wareham Forest in May, a Site of Special Scientific Interest. Took 2 weeks to put out.

Thought to have been caused by a BBQ or camp fire.

Most wildlife fires are actually cause by unattended or improperly extinguished camp fires. They cause billions of dollars of damage in the States including California,Wyoming and Idaho

I mean, I'd be pretty fucked off if I found Boris on my land whether he'd lit a fire or not.

Is that more bullshit though?

The tragedy is that the same poor farmer had his wheat field trampled by a young Theresa May!

Possibly this is a more permanent escape plan than we ever originally thought and Boris Johnson is never coming back.

In a few years time, you'll have documentaries about the Highlands Hermit, who lives naked in the woods and terrorises local farmers, breaking into their coops and tearing the heads off chickens during the lean winter months. He communicates entirely in grunts and keeps making passes at any unfortunate female livestock who'll stand still long enough.
Local rumor has it that he was once Prime minister of the United Kingdom.

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Possibly this is a more permanent escape plan than we ever originally thought and Boris Johnson is never coming back.

In a few years time, you'll have documentaries about the Highlands Hermit, who lives naked in the woods and terrorises local farmers, breaking into their coops and tearing the heads off chickens during the lean winter months. He communicates entirely in grunts and keeps making passes at any unfortunate female livestock who'll stand still long enough.
Local rumor has it that he was once Prime minister of the United Kingdom.

But on the bright side, now the Highlands Hermit is rampaging around, every hunt in the country has abandoned the torture and murder of innocent animals and the Big Game Hunters arseholes who shoot Giraffes and caged lions have put millions into Scotland's economy in favour of the greatest bounty of all.

Torius giganticus whopperus twatii albus- The Larger Flabby Blonde Twat.

If I ever have grandchildren, I think this may be what I use to persuade them into things.
"Eat your vegetables or you'll anger the twatii albus."
"What'll he do Grandma?"
"He'll hide out in your fridge, making bad jokes in Latin, occasionally stepping out for a game of Wiff Waff/ to chase poor people with a riding crop."

It’s political. Anyone else and he probably would not have given two hoots . He does not own the land anyway . They apologised and tidied. Up. Non story .,

I'm not laughing at wild fires of course!!!, i'm laughing at the fact our prime minister is in that title and it sounds so absurb

Its a bullshit article written by cunts published by cunts

@Hilllllaljd

I'm not laughing at wild fires of course!!!, i'm laughing at the fact our prime minister is in that title and it sounds so absurb

The headline is very amusing. The photo of the two plastic chairs that he used to scale the wall really tickled me.

IndeedR1R2. About cunts.

Yes, of course the Fail is being political and unkind - it's what they do

What is different is that it has turned on BJ and Williamson with some savage front pages & stories over the last week or so

Are they going to choose a new PM ?
.... and boot out Cummings ?

That’s flippin crazy. Surely not true though? I mean why?

It's hilarious and Boris is a dangerous idiot. What on earth is he doing trespassing on other people's land anyway, or camping with a little baby come to that. Prat.

This whole holiday story has had me baffled. Boris said he was going camping so to prove that he put a tent up next to his holiday cottage?

they looked like traditional wooden kitchen chairs to me.

Was he actually trespassing or not?

I'd be surprised if he managed to get it up (so to speak) on a chair and climb over. His health regime doesn't seem to be doing much good.